Let's make up some stupid theories!

[Esoterica]

Esoterica is actually Sakuya, and watches to see what Supreme's going to type before freezing time to ninja his posts.

[Mr_Bob]

Remilia is related to Robert Patterson.

[8lue Wizard]

Flandre is actually a TFEI. When she talks about "kyuu"ing things, she actually means "queue"ing them (for deletion).

[Hatateru]

Mima is Shikieiki's mother! (similar colour schemes, same ribbon-like thingy at the back of their hats :V)

[♛ Apher-Forte]

The Lord Marshall looked long and hard into the vast blackness of space as his legion followed behind him along his four sided super cruiser behind... the bleakness.
In his mind, floated an image of a beautiful lady, her name is Yuyuko.
O' how he does miss the days, when he had hair... he had the two swords strapped to her sides, and trims the gardens for almost all of eternity in the Underverse...
and then... she sets out, in search of the father she never knew. How did she even end up this way... becoming the preaching leader of an exterminating cult... to spread the word of the known Hakugyoukurou... NO it was the Underverse... that is what they are, that is what she did... all that damn Yukari's fault.

In that distant past, she had wished she were dead, to be reborn as a space faring bald headed leader of some occult legion exterminating all unbelievers of Yuyuko-sama's little heaven... did they even for one moment believed he gotten these powers from there? No, she was genderbended, and somehow is now stuck with Myon in the same body... to make things worse, since then she has forgotten how to use a sword and has to wear this lame heavy as shit armor.

'Blast it. I wish that Furyan would just kill me." He muttered, and felt up and down his armored chest. Truth to be said, she never had them, while Yuyuko seemed to have too much of the soft pillows that equates her womanliness... and since she came out, she has became a perfect flatness... she should be glad of course, she did heard the best Samurai are all men, but she doesn't even have a sword...

Then... a signal.

"We are approaching Helion Prime, sir."

"begin the operation as soon as we are within range, convert or die."


There she goes again... another planet, another day... all in the name of Yuyuko and Hakugyoukurou... NO, The Underverse...

LOYALTY TILL UNDERVERSE COMES!
she knew well it wouldn't tho... she wouldn't be able to know where Gensokyo is now...

[Tengukami]

Flandre is actually a TFEI. When she talks about "kyuu"ing things, she actually means "queue"ing them (for deletion).

Whoah. There's a Haruhi wiki? Cool!

[Ryuu]

Youki left the employ of Yuyuko to be with the ghost of Layla Prismriver(who is receiving special treatment in the afterlife due to her friendship with Yukari.)

He didn't say anything because he doesn't want Youmu to know about his secret love life.

[Fightest]

I propose a General Theory of Touhou Interchangeability: every single Touhou is simultaneously every other Touhou at every single point in space-time. Each individual Touhou game is merely a single observation of the Grand Touhou Probability Space, made by the Touhou Observer, ZUN.

His ability is not unique, which leads to the emergence of increasingly improbable, yet still possible, fanfics.

[Myschi]

I propose a General Theory of Touhou Interchangeability: every single Touhou is simultaneously every other Touhou at every single point in space-time. Each individual Touhou game is merely a single observation of the Grand Touhou Probability Space, made by the Touhou Observer, ZUN.

His ability is not unique, which leads to the emergence of increasingly improbable, yet still possible, fanfics.

...Well, you've beaten me. I can't think of anything as awesome or crazy (or crazy awesome) as that.

[Iryan]

...Well, you've beaten me. I can't think of anything as awesome or crazy (or crazy awesome) as that.

What if everything in Gensokyo is actually made up of tiny vibrating "Strings"?

[RainfallYoshi]

I theorize that Reimu and Marisa are the same person that was split into two distinct personalities. Marisa is the hyperactive, outgoing, hard worker and Reimu is the lazy, grumpy, unsocial shrine maiden. It's a yin-yang effect!

Just think, if Reimu and Marisa combined once more they would be an unstoppable force. Fantasy Seal Spark?

[Marin The Magus]

I theorize that Reimu and Marisa are the same person that was split into two distinct personalities. Marisa is the hyperactive, outgoing, hard worker and Reimu is the lazy, grumpy, unsocial shrine maiden. It's a yin-yang effect!

Just think, if Reimu and Marisa combined once more they would be an unstoppable force. Fantasy Seal Spark?

Yeaaah!! *convulsionates in the floor*
I think ZUN made them like that just to give that effect. It's really hard to believe that they are actually friends, when Marisa should be jealous of Reimu (all power with no work) and Reimu of Marisa (Doesn't have to do chores of a shrine maiden and can sleep a whole day without worrying)

[Fightest]

What if everything in Gensokyo is actually made up of tiny vibrating "Strings"?

Suika Holographic Superlattice Theory: the Suika is the most fundamental, indivisible particle. The vibrations of collective Suikas in the fifth dimension form traveling waves, which intersect at key points to form standing waves. The interactions of such Suika Waves in these key Suika Nodes are the basis for every force and, hence, the presence and absence of all matter in Gensokyo.

Due to the evershifting nature of Suika Waves, who have a frequency of one per Suika-second, every possible type of Suika Node exists in a potential state simultaneously. An instantaneous observation of a collection of Suika Nodes yields a four-dimensional snapshot that translates to a given Touhou timeline. Observing a collection of Suika Nodes one Suika-second later will yield a different snapshot and a different timeline, but every possible timeline exists simultaneously in potential until the observation is carried out, which unifies this theory with the General Theory of Touhou Interchangeability.

Due to the peculiar nature of her powers, Reisen is acutely aware of this.

[Marin The Magus]

Suika Holographic Superlattice Theory: the Suika is the most fundamental, indivisible particle. The vibrations of collective Suikas in the fifth dimension form traveling waves, which intersect at key points to form standing waves. The interactions of such Suika Waves in these key Suika Nodes are the basis for every force in Gensokyo.

Due to the evershifting nature of Suika Waves, who have a frequency of one per Suika-second, every possible type of Suika Node exists in a potential state simultaneously. An instantaneous observation of a collection of Suika Nodes yields a four-dimensional snapshot that translates to a given Touhou timeline. Observing a collection of Suika Nodes one Suika-second later will yield a different snapshot and a different timeline, but every possible timeline exists simultaneously in potential until the observation is carried out, which unifies this theory with the General Theory of Touhou Interchangeability.

~By Yumemi xD
You made my day, I've never EVER laughed so much, and I'm one of those girls who giggles in the middle of an explanation xD

[Esoterica]

Suika Holographic Superlattice Theory: the Suika is the most fundamental, indivisible particle. The vibrations of collective Suikas in the fifth dimension form traveling waves, which intersect at key points to form standing waves. The interactions of such Suika Waves in these key Suika Nodes are the basis for every force and, hence, the presence and absence of all matter in Gensokyo.

Due to the evershifting nature of Suika Waves, who have a frequency of one per Suika-second, every possible type of Suika Node exists in a potential state simultaneously. An instantaneous observation of a collection of Suika Nodes yields a four-dimensional snapshot that translates to a given Touhou timeline. Observing a collection of Suika Nodes one Suika-second later will yield a different snapshot and a different timeline, but every possible timeline exists simultaneously in potential until the observation is carried out, which unifies this theory with the General Theory of Touhou Interchangeability.

Due to the peculiar nature of her powers, Reisen is acutely aware of this.

Oh God, it's Concealed the Conclusion all over again.

[Iryan]

Suika Holographic Superlattice Theory: the Suika is the most fundamental, indivisible particle. The vibrations of collective Suikas in the fifth dimension form traveling waves, which intersect at key points to form standing waves. The interactions of such Suika Waves in these key Suika Nodes are the basis for every force and, hence, the presence and absence of all matter in Gensokyo.

Due to the evershifting nature of Suika Waves, who have a frequency of one per Suika-second, every possible type of Suika Node exists in a potential state simultaneously. An instantaneous observation of a collection of Suika Nodes yields a four-dimensional snapshot that translates to a given Touhou timeline. Observing a collection of Suika Nodes one Suika-second later will yield a different snapshot and a different timeline, but every possible timeline exists simultaneously in potential until the observation is carried out, which unifies this theory with the General Theory of Touhou Interchangeability.

Due to the peculiar nature of her powers, Reisen is acutely aware of this.

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[日巫子]

Suika Holographic Superlattice Theory: the Suika is the most fundamental, indivisible particle. The vibrations of collective Suikas in the fifth dimension form traveling waves, which intersect at key points to form standing waves. The interactions of such Suika Waves in these key Suika Nodes are the basis for every force and, hence, the presence and absence of all matter in Gensokyo.

Due to the evershifting nature of Suika Waves, who have a frequency of one per Suika-second, every possible type of Suika Node exists in a potential state simultaneously. An instantaneous observation of a collection of Suika Nodes yields a four-dimensional snapshot that translates to a given Touhou timeline. Observing a collection of Suika Nodes one Suika-second later will yield a different snapshot and a different timeline, but every possible timeline exists simultaneously in potential until the observation is carried out, which unifies this theory with the General Theory of Touhou Interchangeability.

Due to the peculiar nature of her powers, Reisen is acutely aware of this.

Everyone is Suika.

[Marin The Magus]

Everyone is Suika.

Everyone is Everyone.

[Hello Purvis]

Suika Holographic Superlattice Theory: the Suika is the most fundamental, indivisible particle. The vibrations of collective Suikas in the fifth dimension form traveling waves, which intersect at key points to form standing waves. The interactions of such Suika Waves in these key Suika Nodes are the basis for every force and, hence, the presence and absence of all matter in Gensokyo.

Due to the evershifting nature of Suika Waves, who have a frequency of one per Suika-second, every possible type of Suika Node exists in a potential state simultaneously. An instantaneous observation of a collection of Suika Nodes yields a four-dimensional snapshot that translates to a given Touhou timeline. Observing a collection of Suika Nodes one Suika-second later will yield a different snapshot and a different timeline, but every possible timeline exists simultaneously in potential until the observation is carried out, which unifies this theory with the General Theory of Touhou Interchangeability.

Due to the peculiar nature of her powers, Reisen is acutely aware of this.

How does the Higgs Bonehead play into this?

[Esoterica]

How does the Higgs Bonehead play into this?

Suika and PI are the same person, obviously.

[Marin The Magus]

Have you ever wondered about the GAP brand?
...Yeah...Yukari...

[orinrin]

Kisume is Shikieiki's and Komachi's child.


Danbooru warning.  (Picture is safe, ads are not.)

[Nobu]

Gensokyo actually exists in five dimensions; our three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension, with one extra.

The fifth dimension is hats.

[Marin The Magus]

Gensokyo actually exists in five dimensions; our three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension, with one extra.

The fifth dimension is hats.

DOES ANYONE REALIZE THAT YUKA DOESN'T HAVE HAT (I don't remember if there are other characters that doesn't have hat either)? xD

[Janitor Morgan]

DOES ANYONE REALIZE THAT YUKA DOESN'T HAVE HAT (I don't remember if there are other characters that doesn't have hat either)? xD

Kaguya, Byakuren, Yumemi, Nue, Parsee, and Kogasa don't have hats either.

I'm probably forgetting someone.

EDIT: Yes, I'm counting ribbons as hats.

[COPIRIGHTO]

They're actually wearing wigs :3

[Marin The Magus]

They're actually wearing wigs :3

So, you mean that Yuka isn't a natural green head? xD

[Ryuu]

So, you mean that Yuka isn't a natural green head? xD

No. Yuka is bald.

[Tengukami]

Fightest is my new favorite scientist.

[Marin The Magus]

No. Yuka is bald.

Nooooooooooo! WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR? xD
oh lord dragon god, I beg you, guide me to natural hair colors!