Let's make up some stupid theories!

[Janitor Morgan]

Suika's gourd isn't actually infinite, it just seems that way because she uses her density manipulation to cram as much sake as physically possible into it.

So the sake she drinks is extra-concentrated as a result?

It's a wonder she hasn't died of liver failure yet.

[Marin The Magus]

Gensokyo's natural real energy, the one that makes everyone magical, the one that forms the power ups is tea.
Everyone drinks it. Everytime. Don't you think it's weird?

[Myschi]

So the sake she drinks is extra-concentrated as a result?

It's a wonder she hasn't died of liver failure yet.

Onis are really humans with a weird genetic mutation involving increased physical strength, strange horn-like protrusions from the head*, and livers that punch alcohol poisoning in the teeth and call it a bitch.

* Alternatively, the horns are a fashion decoration.

[Tamer Anode/Cathode]

Onis are really humans with a weird genetic mutation involving increased physical strength, strange horn-like protrusions from the head*, and livers that punch alcohol poisoning in the teeth and call it a bitch.

* Alternatively, the horns are a fashion decoration.

Onis are dwarves who who menace with spikes of horn.

[Marin The Magus]

All the protagonists of games are based in Marisa. Why? Because all of them have pretty flashy stuff! And the one who invented the word "flashy" was Marisa

[Esoterica]

All the protagonists of games are based in Marisa.

Touhou isn't an eroge, regardless of what some fans think.

[Marin The Magus]

Touhou isn't an eroge, regardless of what some fans think.

First of all, it was a joke. Second of all, I don't like seeing or even hearing of hentai stuff, you know? I hate it.
Edit: This thread was supposed to be of things that aren't serious, there was no need to say that, and I don't know where did you get that eroge thing from.

[日巫子]

Mima is Mima and Rumi-chan is Rumia.

[yomelarebanko and u don t]

Touhou isn't an eroge, regardless of what some fans think.

eroge? what did you drink las night? Why did you say that *adjective* thing to Mary?i wanna belive that you made a mistake and you regret it. but if it's not the case you can throw yourself to a never ending hole and when you're there you'll have enought time to "eat it"as much as you want

[orinrin]

eroge? what did you drink las night? Why did you say that *adjective* thing to Mary?i wanna belive that you made a mistake and you regret it. but if it's not the case you can throw yourself to a never ending hole and when you're there you'll have enought time to "eat it"as much as you want

U mad?

[Marin The Magus]

Yomelarebanko and u don't said some things that were really unnecesary, but the point is, Esoterica didn't have to say that either.

Now, let's keep posting things, and I HOPE that we can FREELY POST our stupid theories.

[Iryan]

Aww, come one, people. It was obviously a joke based on deliberate misinterpretation of a post. No need to get all worked up about it.  :derp:


Hm, might as well think up another stupid theory on the spot. How about...

Rika is Reimu's evil twin sister. She is not given a last name in game, so it might just as well be Hakurei, no?

[Esoterica]

Aww, come one, people. It was obviously a joke based on deliberate misinterpretation of a post. No need to get all worked up about it.  :derp:


Hm, might as well think up another stupid theory on the spot. How about...

Rika is Reimu's evil twin sister. She is not given a last name in game, so it might just as well be Hakurei, no?

Seriously.  Take it easy, people. :yukkuri:

Also, I'm pretty sure her last name is Kawashiro.

[Phlegeth]

Unzan is not actually a cloud, but a cotton man.  And he survives by eating the cotton out of clothes and that's the reason why Ichirin's clothes look so ragged all the time.

[orinrin]

Hisoutensoku is the successor to Mazinger Z.

[Esoterica]

Though you don't see it in her portrait because of the filetype, Byakuren's hair actually cycles through all the colors of the rainbow.

[Mushyrulez]

So the sake she drinks is extra-concentrated as a result?

It's a wonder she hasn't died of liver failure yet.

Er, even if it was concentrated and she drank out of it, still concentrated, ta amount ta gourd can store is ta same as if it wasn't concentrated

So she unconcentrates it right before drinking - thus, apparently infinite sake (but her refilling costs must be enormous!)

[Marin The Magus]

Mima actually came form the past. She was Marisa's grandma. When she met Shinki in Makai,  they had a son who they named rinnosuke. Because he was a boy, they threw him away from Makai. Later, he'd have a little daughter with Yukari. So, yeah, Marisa's parents are Rinnosuke and Yukari. And, yeah, Alice is Marisa's aunt.

[Tengukami]

Unzan is not actually a cloud, but a cotton man.  And he survives by eating the cotton out of clothes and that's the reason why Ichirin's clothes look so ragged all the time.

This made me choke on my grape juice.

"STAND BACK! I AM COTTON MAN! I WILL GIVE YOU STATIC CLING, AND MAKE YOU NOT NEARLY WARM ENOUGH IN THE WINTER!"

[Mushyrulez]

Mima actually came form the past. She was Marisa's grandma. When she met Shinki in Makai,  they had a son who they named rinnosuke. Because he was a boy, they threw him away from Makai. Later, he'd have a little daughter with Yukari. So, yeah, Marisa's parents are Rinnosuke and Yukari. And, yeah, Alice is Marisa's aunt.

IIRC Marisa's father was Rinnosuke's former boss :V

Besides their names aren't even the same...

[Esoterica]

This made me choke on my grape juice.

"STAND BACK! I AM COTTON MAN! I WILL GIVE YOU STATIC CLING, AND MAKE YOU NOT NEARLY WARM ENOUGH IN THE WINTER!"

Aaaand there goes my cream soda.

[Blackraptor]

"STAND BACK! I AM COTTON MAN! I WILL GIVE YOU STATIC CLING, AND MAKE YOU NOT NEARLY WARM ENOUGH IN THE WINTER!"

So...Unzan is highly flammable?

[Marin The Magus]

IIRC Marisa's father was Rinnosuke's former boss :V

Besides their names aren't even the same...

It's because they put a normal family to Marisa so she wouldn't know the truth, that's why she doesn't see her father, he told her the truth xD. How would you feel if you are the son of an old hag border youkai that keeps on dissapearing and a futureless """""shop owner""""? xD Jus' jokin'.

[あさらぎシジェ]

So...Unzan is highly flammable?

That's why Marisa's fire-based shots (MoF Marisa-C and SA Marisa-B-Fire) were taken out for UFO.

Also, 乙UN-kun was taught by Flandre-sensei how to make danmaku.

[Marin The Magus]

That's why Marisa's fire-based shots (MoF Marisa-C and SA Marisa-B-Fire) were taken out for UFO.

Also, 乙UN-kun was taught by Flandre-sensei how to make danmaku.

Damn...I was almost sure that it was Yukari...

[Esoterica]

That's why Marisa's fire-based shots (MoF Marisa-C and SA Marisa-B-Fire) were taken out for UFO.

Also, 乙UN-kun was taught by Flandre-sensei how to make danmaku.

I thought MoF MarisaC was the one with the frostthrowers.

[Tengukami]

It only appears to be frost; in reality, it's white phosphorus. Marisa's actions are implicitly forbidden by the Geneva Convention, but she lives in Gensokyo, and so doesn't care.

[Recon 5]

The Hourai Elixir is an imperfect copy of the Main Character Immortality Elixir (i.e. ZUN's favorite beer) that Yukari accidentally (or was that deliberately?) left on the Moon during the First Lunar Invasion. Therefore, the reason that drinking the Hourai Elixir is forbidden because the Lunarian government realized that doing so would damage the Fourth Wall.

[Myschi]

Aaaand there goes my cream soda.

I'm glad that this is the one time my water bottle is empty. Cottonman Unzan is the best theory ever.

Also, Kogasa doesn't really have boatlights/heterochromia, just a red contact lens. And she's not a karakasa, just a normal girl with a silly umbrella.

Which is just a puppet.

[Ryuu]

Remilia is left handed.