Let's make up some stupid theories!

[Iryan]

Huh?  PoFV has all three Prismrivers, what are you talking about.

That is what Gensokyo's culture police wants you to think.

[Esoterica]

The Prismrivers are just the main characters of PCB in disguise.

Lyrica = Reimu
Lunasa = Marisa
Meropu Merlin = Sakuya

Search your color palettes, you know it to be true.

[Fightest]

Huh?  PoFV has all three Prismrivers, what are you talking about.

Yeah right, and soon you'll be saying that the Moriya shrine has more than one goddess.

[Marin The Magus]

Yeah right, and soon you'll be saying that the Moriya shrine has more than one goddess.

And that thereare two vampires at the SDM

[Fightest]

And that thereare two vampires at the SDM

Ain't no vampires there at all. Just some girls from a goth costume party and a whole lot of misunderstandings.

[Marin The Magus]

Right, and drinking blood is part of their religion.

[Fightest]

Right, and drinking blood is part of their religion.

Who said anything about drinking blood? They've just got a weird taste for red wine, and someone got the wrong impression.

[Savory]

Ain't no vampires there at all. Just some girls from a goth costume party and a whole lot of misunderstandings.

If you think of it that way...

Meiling: Guard that only lets people who are invited pass.
Remilia: Hostess.
Sakuya: Maid serving the food.
Flandre: Person having the most fun.
(Also Marisa if you count her.)
Patchouli: Person who doesn't care much for parties ans simply reads while everyone else is having a blast.
(Not sure where to place Kaokuma)

...the SDM is one big partyhouse! YEAH!

[orinrin]

If you think of it that way...

Meiling: Guard that only lets people who are invited pass.
Remilia: Hostess.
Sakuya: Maid serving the food.
Flandre: Person having the most fun.
(Also Marisa if you count her.)
Patchouli: Person who doesn't care much for parties ans simply reads while everyone else is having a blast.
(Not sure where to place Kaokuma)

...the SDM is one big partyhouse! YEAH!

Isn't the SDM being a party house canon anyways?   :derp:

[Savory]

Isn't the SDM being a party house canon anyways?   :derp:

I guess only when Flan and Marisa are involved. Their rowdiness can turn every day in a party (depending on your definition of the word "party")

[Marin The Magus]

Marisa would say something to Flandre, Flan would get obsessed by it, she would tell her sister, her sister would be like "I don't know..." Then Flandre would kyuu something. And Remilia would agree.

You see, guys? Marisa is the reason why Remi is getting poor fixing her mansion...xD

[Nobu]

The Three Mischevous Fairies are actually the real Prismriver Sisters. Note the similar sun, moon, and star motif. And Daiyousei is Layla.

[LHCling]

By extension, Lily White is Kana.

[Marin The Magus]

By extension, Lily White is Kana.

And Kana is Flandre's future ghost.

[Myschi]

And Kana is Flandre's future ghost.

And Flandre is really Rumia in the future without her ribbon. (Or before she was sealed, if you so choose)  :V

[Marin The Magus]

And Flandre is really Rumia in the future without her ribbon. (Or before she was sealed, if you so choose)  :V

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (I can't believe I just realized this now! What you said made perfect sense!)
Flandre is EX-Rumia!!!That's why she doesn't have the ribbon, Flandre's powers are Rumia's! (but unsealed)

[Rikter]

Yuugenmagan is a Hivemind.

[8lue Wizard]

Maribel is Haruhi. And while we're on the topic, Yukari is a Time Lord.

That is all.

[Marin The Magus]

Maribel is Haruhi. And while we're on the topic, Yukari is a Time Lord.

That is all.

*Insert WTF face here*

[Lord Phantasm Satori]

Yukari is a Time Lord.

but she doesn't use a bigger-on-the-inside telephone booth to travel!

and there are no Daleks in Gensyoko! (that'd be cool, though)

[Myschi]

and there are no Daleks in Gensyoko! (that'd be cool, though)

It's only a matter... *sunglasses* ...of time.

[日巫子]

It's only a matter... *sunglasses* ...of time.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[Blackraptor]

The Windows Touhou games are nothing more than a simulation run by Yumemi after her defeat in PoDD. She used the data she gathered when she fought everyone there and decided to see what would happen if the residents used a certain system to resolve conflicts...you know...the spell card system.

The PC-98 Gensokyo is still the real Gensokyo and the Windows Gensokyo is a simulation.

[Gpop]

The Windows Touhou games are nothing more than a simulation run by Yumemi after her defeat in PoDD. She used the data she gathered when she fought everyone there and decided to see what would happen if the residents used a certain system to resolve conflicts...you know...the spell card system.

The PC-98 Gensokyo is still the real Gensokyo and the Windows Gensokyo is a simulation.

ZUN = Yumemi?

[Blackraptor]

ZUN = Yumemi?

Well...she could have gotten herself addicted to alcohol after her defeat and ridicule by the scientific community.

[Forte Blackadder]

Ibuka Suika can go so big she places Demonbane in her palm, while thinking she reaches the end of Infinite Universe she realizes she is on the palm of Yakumo Yukari who is the maxed power Alice Margatroid who is the mature Rumia that unsealed herself and got rid of the past "Gengetu" who was a vampire named Flandre Scarlet who used to be a fairy called Lunachild.

Also, Aya married Sanae.

[Blackraptor]

Ibuka Suika can go so big she places Demonbane in her palm, while thinking she reaches the end of Infinite Universe she realizes she is on the palm of Yakumo Yukari who is the maxed power Alice Margatroid who is the mature Rumia that unsealed herself and got rid of the past "Gengetu" who was a vampire named Flandre Scarlet who used to be a fairy called Lunachild.

...who is now living a normal life as Maribel Han.

[Pesco]

Remilia's power is to manipulate f?te but dumbass weebos just assume it's fate because they sound the same and it would be a more badass power.

[Tengukami]

Byakuren doesn't just dress like Suigintou from Rozen Maiden - she is her. After repeated beatings from the tea bitch, Gin-sama decided to go out into the world to find herself. As Rozen Maiden can already gap, she often did this in her travels before inadvertantly ending up in Gensokyo. Seeing the way humans treated youkai, her own weariness of fighting prompted her to change her name and try and establish peace between the two species. The rest is history.

[Tamer Anode/Cathode]

Suika's gourd isn't actually infinite, it just seems that way because she uses her density manipulation to cram as much sake as physically possible into it.