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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2010, 02:41:14 AM »
ZUN is trying to foreshadow Marisa turning into a magician - the race, not the occupation.

She had the conversation about it with Byakuren in UFO, and now her humanity has caused her to struggle even against Cirno. Youkai power looks set to draw her in pretty soon...
But I'm pretty sure this is actually happening. Same with Cirno herself.

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2010, 02:59:25 AM »
Marisa turning youkai would explain that crazy wand she's obliged to carry around now.

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2010, 03:06:14 AM »
The Hakurei Border is actually the SCP Foundation's way of containing youkai and magic.

If it isn't, I'd wager that the SCP Foundation is trying to contain Gensokyo anyways.
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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2010, 03:08:21 AM »
Crazy? I would say RIDICOLOUS.
I've got a theory for that:
Marisa's population grew so big and the fandom loves her so much that ZUN thought that she woulde eventually become the icon of touhou and not Reimu so he said "screw the magician look" and gave her that weird new outfit that nobody likes. I saw it. I was there xD.

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« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2010, 03:24:11 AM »
The Hakurei Border is actually the SCP Foundation's way of containing youkai and magic.

If it isn't, I'd wager that the SCP Foundation is trying to contain Gensokyo anyways.

Yukari is on the SCP's board of directors. Permanently.

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2010, 04:45:39 AM »
Marisa turning youkai would explain that crazy wand she's obliged to carry around now.
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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2010, 05:09:21 AM »
Ah, here's an oldie but a goodie:

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2010, 07:25:49 AM »
The real reason of Gensokyo's "isolation" Is because no one could accept that Gensokyo was the most awesome place that existed so disney and  the theme parks' asociation made a plan to force Yukari to make the great barrier.
^It was on a book I got after I went to a scarlet mansion in my dreams. The book was called "wikipedia" for some reason...

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2010, 07:36:05 AM »
Off Topic but Marisa looks pretty fat in the 12.8 dialogue picture. orz

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2010, 08:12:26 AM »
A statement that I read on a certain doujin (Or was it a thread about Eirin?) and found it neat;

"Why does Eirin, who's actually a few billion years old and is an extra-terrestrials, look like a human?"
"Wrong, it's humans that evolved to look like them. Guess who made it go like that."

I thought Keine was the one that was billions of years old...

edit: not trying to debunk any theories, I'm just confused.

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2010, 12:34:11 PM »
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The wand is fused to the top of her head like an antenna.  You can't see it through the hat.

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2010, 12:41:34 PM »
Off Topic but Marisa looks pretty fat in the 12.8 dialogue picture. orz

All the characters in 12.8 look a bit on the chubby side (especially Cirno).

Not that I'm complaining. I think it looks cute~ :3

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« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2010, 01:04:25 PM »
Komachi is a transsexual.

She's "tall and intimidating", and probably had an odd fascination with death before she became a shinigami. Born in the human village, being accepted as a girl wasn't easy, so she probably tried/pondered suicide a few times. Either she _did_ try suicide, and ended up talking to Shikieiki before being saved, or was visited by Shikieiki some time after failing miserably at being male, only to hear her say "If you're a girl, you should act like one. Deceiving people won't get you any closer to heaven!" Some way, or other, she started admiring the Yama for being the first person to treat her like a girl.

In the end, she dies by an accident or in a fight or something and is sent to the river. This was back in the day when Shikieiki had to act as ferryman and yama, but Komachi won't cross the river because she has only a small amount of money(Few, short freindships and most were broken off some way or other), and feels she'd like to at least pay enough so the Yama could hire someone else or get herself an ice cream. After standing on the shore and talking to the Yama for some years, Shikeiki sighs and gives up on trying to make her cross, and asks her to please make herself usefull by working off the debt.

Her chest? Shikieiki looks down at her own chest, then at Komachi who's hurridly stuffing little pillows into her kimono, and sighs before handing her more stuffing, because if she's going to stuff, she might as well go all out.

This was written after a freind of mine challenged me to a fanfiction contest using the "Explain these insane theories!" theme. It's kinda old.
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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2010, 02:03:35 PM »
Off Topic but Marisa looks pretty fat in the 12.8 dialogue picture. orz
All the characters in 12.8 look a bit on the chubby side (especially Cirno).

Not that I'm complaining. I think it looks cute~ :3
I agree, t'ain't nothin' wrong with a little meat on the bones.
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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2010, 02:12:23 PM »
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Well, she had it in UFO, anyway. Perhaps she has it tucked inside her dress?

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« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2010, 03:01:17 PM »
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...I just see a girl with clothing that looks like clothing usually does.

I think it's that her torso is too short.
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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #46 on: August 23, 2010, 11:42:47 PM »
Yukari is on the SCP's board of directors. Permanently.
Yukari is an SCP. She just happens to have control over the enitre organizations, and cannot be contained like SCP-343.

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2010, 12:23:24 AM »
Orin and Chen are sister. My theory:

When Meiling became the gatekeeper of the SDM, she didn't know that SOME of the people who came were actually guests. So, one day when Remilia called for the prismriver sisters, when they came Meiling attacked them without hestitation. Of course, when they said that they were guests, Meiling apologized to them and she let them in. But before that, Lyrica said something like "You are a really good fighter!", letting Meiling know that Lyrica had interest in her. And so, after the concert, Lyrica kept talking with Meiling, while her sisters left. They fell in love with each other, and so, that's how Orin and Chen were born (They asked Marisa to make some pregnancy magic for them. But Marisa's magic wasn't the best so both of the children were of different species).
Orin was born first, but due to her power to carry souls, that was dangerous for everyone (?), they couldn't keep her. They heard of a Satori that lived underground that had lots of pets, so they sent her there. When the second child was born, they felt happy because she was just a nekomata. But the little nekomata was naughty and liked to ran off. And a rainy day, she ran off while her parents were asleep. She ran into the forest and she got hit by a branch of a tree. She doesn't remember who her parents were, so she was left alone until she found Ran. After these events, Meiling and Lyrica ddecided to brake up. And they never told anyone else than Marisa about them.
It's sad, isn't it TT?

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #48 on: August 24, 2010, 02:37:58 AM »
Ah, here's an oldie but a goodie:

Sakuya is the reincarnation of Youki Konpaku.

Youki Konpaku isn't dead.

we should all know that Youki cross-dressed as meira in Touhou 2.


also: random theory: Lord Tenma is the Dragon god. Speaking of lord tenma, how much do you want to bet that he's an old man, like the rest of the male characters. (rinnosuke is a shopkeeper and a commoner, he doesn't have to be old because he isn't important)

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2010, 03:06:04 AM »
Youki Konpaku isn't dead.

we should all know that Youki cross-dressed as meira in Touhou 2.


also: random theory: Lord Tenma is the Dragon god. Speaking of lord tenma, how much do you want to bet that he's an old man, like the rest of the male characters. (rinnosuke is a shopkeeper and a commoner, he doesn't have to be old because he isn't important)
Maybe he is old but doesn't look so old, like... Yukari! xD

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« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2010, 03:09:40 AM »
hopefully. but I remember Zun saying that the boss of Touhou 12 was supposed to be Myouren, but he didn't want to because fighting an old man wouldn't be Touhou.

I'm all Myouren is Byakuren's brother! There can't be a massive age difference like that! I'm starting to think that Zun is afraid of putting shota in the series.

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« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2010, 03:22:27 AM »
If ZUN put a shota in the series, it would be too hard to him to make the char. and everything. Imagine how it would be to make a shota (design, song, significative things that only ZUN can make...), AND to bring him into the touhou world. I'm already picturing lots of pics when the girls are over him and everything, I'm already picturing the fans getting all raged about it or making new fics and doujinshis about him, I'm already picturing gay relationships between him and mannosuke! For a shota to be made, it would have to be in the most subtle way as possible...

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« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2010, 03:23:02 AM »
My Theory is that Lord Satori cannot be happy until everything caters to his personal fetishes.

There are seven spider legs in every bowl of rice in Gensokyo. And it's someone's job to put them in there.

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2010, 03:42:40 AM »
My Theory is that Lord Satori cannot be happy until everything caters to his personal fetishes.

There are seven spider legs in every bowl of rice in Gensokyo. And it's someone's job to put them in there.

Well, he is kind of reppeating it, but it's not like we haven't done that before...Besides, if he thinks that, let him think that. Because, maybe it is true. Maybe not. We don't know. It's just an opinion, as everything we put in here.

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« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2010, 05:25:34 AM »
My Theory is that Lord Satori cannot be happy until everything caters to his personal fetishes.

There are seven spider legs in every bowl of rice in Gensokyo. And it's someone's job to put them in there.

just because you used the slash command doesn't make it less rude. think before you speak.

I am not doing this to "satisfy" anything, I just think it would be a nice twist. I mean, come on. not everyone who's important in Gensyoko has to be female, right? and all the females who ARE important always look young. who's to say that there can't be male characters with the same trait?

and saying that the characters will be "all over him" is a terrible arguement. fanon will do what fanon does, it does it anyway even with the current cast, so who's to say it will do anything different with a little gender variety? I'm pretty sure that nothing would change. yeah, more pr0n. but who the hell cares?!

and being worried about people raging isn't much of an arguement either. people will always find stuff to rage about. people have been raging about Mima for a long time.

and there isn't really anything different about character design besides the clothing itself. I mean, it's not THAT difficult to draw pants/shorts. plus, saying that ZUN would have a tough time is giving him too little credit. I mean, look at all these characters he's already created! and about songs: most songs don't have a gender, Mary. I've listened to plenty of ZUNs songs while developing some of my male and female characters. (thats what I do, use music to develop my characters)

anyway, about Myouren: the reason he can't be an old man is because that would mean at least a 50 years difference between the two. I mean, come on! thats just freaky!! you get your first look at byakuren and she looks pretty young! in fact, most of the Touhou cast does. I'd say the oldest looking one would either be Kaguya (because of the long dress, it makes it look like she's kneeling) or Kanako.

oh, and the reason I keep repeating this is because I'm the type of person who likes to prove his arguement.

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Re: Let's make up some stupid theories!
« Reply #55 on: August 24, 2010, 05:30:37 AM »
ITT, post some stupid theories. These are theories you don't actually think are true, merely that they'd be interesting/entertaining if they were. (PROTIP: If you respond to somebody's theory explaining why it's incorrect, you are missing the point.)

There is no arguing in this thread. Only agreeing and laughter

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« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2010, 05:34:54 AM »
yeah... I know. It's the retarded comeback about the "gay relationship" thing that really got to me. It's like another one of those typical fanon complaints with a twist. It'd be like getting worried about rinnosukeXunzan... oh good gawd :ohdear:

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« Reply #57 on: August 24, 2010, 07:20:56 AM »
Still doing it wrong, mang.

Anyway:

Sariel will be the final boss of the final Touhou game.

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« Reply #58 on: August 24, 2010, 08:57:22 AM »
Sariel will be the final boss of the final Touhou game.

That would be neat, but I think it'll be EX Rumia. Rumia is the alpha and the omega; windows Touhou shall come full circle, beginning with Rumia and ending with Rumia.

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« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2010, 09:05:11 AM »
That would be neat, but I think it'll be EX Rumia. Rumia is the alpha and the omega; windows Touhou shall come full circle, beginning with Rumia and ending with Rumia.
Sariel IS Ex-Rumia!
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