I can't say definitely which one specifically I am, aside from the NEET (home on the internets, the more the better).
I could say that I am a cross between Alice and Parsee. I tend to be alone a lot, have not so much friends and if you count fanon as well, I am also tsundere. (Wierd if a guy says that but huh). Mostly isolating myself from others I then might get horrendeous jealous, which makes me somewhat unpredictable, maybe a little insane, getting complexes and being a jerk to others when it comes to that. I think this is an unhealthy combination.
I also have the Komachi syndrome. 'Nuff said.