After much some consideration, introspection, and wiki skimming I have come to an actual conclusion.
Firstoff, as far as how I act online goes, no one character applies. I'm too inconsistent and silly due to a general lack of applied thought. Not bothering with that. Anyways, I relate the most to Satori? Reasons for Satori: Introverted, cats galore, empathetic and hates it (so much that I deny it), a heart so wide open that actual relationships with others only end in pain. Etc.
Then again I just woke up and can't really think of a character indifferent to everything+other traits at the moment, so it's a best guess/it's a longshot/it's probably bullshit. Alice? Maybe?