Author Topic: Let's make up some stupid theories! (Read 67834 times)

Stuffman · « **Reply #60 on:** August 24, 2010, 09:11:41 AM »

Oh man that even explains why she does the whole cross thing.

nuttyyayap · « **Reply #61 on:** August 24, 2010, 09:36:40 AM »

Patchey is secretly an athlete
Yuuka and Yukari are related
Yukari is Reimu's foster mother
Touhou's get there powers from hats
Lunarians are secretly the russians
Reimu has a secret stash of money

日巫子 · « **Reply #62 on:** August 24, 2010, 12:34:58 PM »

Quote from: nuttyyayap on August 24, 2010, 09:36:40 AM

Yukari is Reimu's foster mother

edit: leave no evidence

Pesco · « **Reply #63 on:** August 24, 2010, 05:16:23 PM »

Yuka is Akyu on a bad day

Bias Bus · « **Reply #64 on:** August 24, 2010, 05:48:33 PM »

Elly is a retired Shinigami from days long past. For unknown reasons, Elly decided to hang up her ~~captain's~~ robe and work as the gatekeeper to Yuuka's Mansion instead.

There somewhere under the waves of the Sanzu River there exists a Bake-Kujira.

Gpop · « **Reply #65 on:** August 24, 2010, 06:05:30 PM »

Byakuren and Shinki are sisters

Sikieiki is their mother :3

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #66 on:** August 24, 2010, 06:20:51 PM »

Nah, you're all a little off. Have you ever noticed how HRtP is the only game where Reimu's yin-yang orbs are the standard "black and white" color scheme? In all future games they've been red, purple, or some other crazy color scheme. Kind of like...

And once it gains enough power, then Reimu will have to fight her own power. At zero power of course, since her options would be the enemy.

Esoterica · « **Reply #67 on:** August 24, 2010, 06:25:48 PM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on August 24, 2010, 06:20:51 PM

Nah, you're all a little off. Have you ever noticed how HRtP is the only game where Reimu's yin-yang orbs are the standard "black and white" color scheme? In all future games they've been red, purple, or some other crazy color scheme. Kind of like...

And once it gains enough power, then Reimu will have to fight her own power. At zero power of course, since her options would be the enemy.

*selects MarisaA*

Savory · « **Reply #68 on:** August 24, 2010, 06:31:38 PM »

Suwako was really the one who defeated Kanako in the battle for the Moriya Shrine. But Kanako was such a sore loser about it that Suwako gave her the seat of primary deity. They then changed the story to make others believe that Kanako was victorious. Plus, being a god in power's too much work anyway. Acting like a frog all the time is more fun!

Kero!

Marin The Magus · « **Reply #69 on:** August 24, 2010, 08:24:41 PM »

Sorry about what I said, Lord Phantasm Satori, I guess I was exagerating some fatcs, but whatever...

Hatate and Aya are actually the same person. How? Aya's so fast that you don' notice. Why? Because Aya was bored and decided that she didn't want to do DS by herself...although she ended up doing it...

Mushyrulez · « **Reply #70 on:** August 24, 2010, 08:26:12 PM »

Quote from: Pesco on August 24, 2010, 05:16:23 PM

Yuka is Akyu on a bad day

HOLY CRAP I JUST NOTICED @_@

Any more Touhou anagrams?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #71 on:** August 24, 2010, 08:47:54 PM »

Tenshi will never ever be significant again.

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #72 on:** August 24, 2010, 08:57:19 PM »

Quote from: Hartmarco on August 24, 2010, 06:05:30 PM

Byakuren and Shinki are sisters

Sikieiki is their mother :3

Dragon God is the father.

Savory · « **Reply #73 on:** August 24, 2010, 09:08:18 PM »

Mokou trained with Mario and Captain Falcon.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #74 on:** August 24, 2010, 09:22:17 PM »

Tewi is long dead.

The rabbit we see now is the eleventh of the line to bear the name Tewi, using her mask of infamy to achieve things through force of reputation that no rabbit could alone. In time, she will retire and pass the name to another rabbit.

Lord Phantasm Satori · « **Reply #75 on:** August 24, 2010, 09:52:01 PM »

Rika is actually Reimu's long lost sister!

also: anyone noticed that Rikas picture makes it look like she has a sense of pride?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #76 on:** August 24, 2010, 09:56:44 PM »

Myon : Youmu :: Mitochondria : Humans.

Pesco · « **Reply #77 on:** August 24, 2010, 10:20:21 PM »

Quote from: Zombie Purvis on August 24, 2010, 09:22:17 PM

Tewi is long dead.

The rabbit we see now is the eleventh of the line to bear the name Tewi, using her mask of infamy to achieve things through force of reputation that no rabbit could alone. In time, she will return and pass the name to another rabbit.

Why you gotta be like that :ohdear:

Tengukami · « **Reply #78 on:** August 24, 2010, 10:34:35 PM »

Aya Syameimaru is responsible for the disappearance of every character who never reappears again. All new Gensokyans are blackmailed, and if they don't pay up, they seem to vanish somehow. This is why Reimu is poor - she shells out regularly to Aya just to stay in the game, let alone as a playable character.

Esoterica · « **Reply #79 on:** August 24, 2010, 10:40:05 PM »

Quote from: Tengukami on August 24, 2010, 10:34:35 PM

Aya Syameimaru is responsible for the disappearance of every character who never reappears again. All new Gensokyans are blackmailed, and if they don't pay up, they seem to vanish somehow. This is why Reimu is poor - she shells out regularly to Aya just to stay in the game, let alone as a playable character.

Oh damn, you might be on to something.

Marin The Magus · « **Reply #80 on:** August 25, 2010, 12:18:49 AM »

Quote from: Tengukami on August 24, 2010, 10:34:35 PM

Aya Syameimaru is responsible for the disappearance of every character who never reappears again. All new Gensokyans are blackmailed, and if they don't pay up, they seem to vanish somehow. This is why Reimu is poor - she shells out regularly to Aya just to stay in the game, let alone as a playable character.

Stupid theory? Oh, no no no...CONSPIRACY THEORY!

Lord Phantasm Satori · « **Reply #81 on:** August 25, 2010, 12:22:39 AM »

same thing

Marin The Magus · « **Reply #82 on:** August 25, 2010, 01:23:42 AM »

Reimu tells Yukari to hide her donation money so Marisa and her friends would keep donating of sorry for the "poor" girl.

And also, Suika is made of 50 monkeys.

Esoterica · « **Reply #83 on:** August 25, 2010, 01:46:55 AM »

Quote from: Pesco on August 24, 2010, 05:16:23 PM

Yuka is Akyu on a bad day

I don't know how I missed this one, but damn I laughed. :derp:

Marin The Magus · « **Reply #84 on:** August 25, 2010, 02:54:56 AM »

Koishi is Satori's clone ??

Ryuu · « **Reply #85 on:** August 25, 2010, 02:57:11 AM »

Quote from: Mary The Magician on August 25, 2010, 02:54:56 AM

Koishi is Satori's clone ??

Satori is Koishi's missing heart.

Marin The Magus · « **Reply #86 on:** August 25, 2010, 03:02:39 AM »

Then she does a great work compensating it.

Esoterica · « **Reply #87 on:** August 25, 2010, 03:51:53 AM »

Quote from: Mary The Magician on August 25, 2010, 02:54:56 AM

Koishi is Satori's clone ??

Open picture of Satori in Paint, press Ctrl+I

8lue Wizard · « **Reply #88 on:** August 25, 2010, 06:45:01 AM »

Quote from: nuttyyayap on August 24, 2010, 09:36:40 AM

Touhou's get there powers from hats

Wait, I thought this was canon?

On topic, Kisume is Chiyuri after an... uh... *accident* in Hyperspace, resulting in changed hair color and agoraphobia.

Gpop · « **Reply #89 on:** August 25, 2010, 02:48:19 PM »

Quote from: Mary The Magician on August 25, 2010, 02:54:56 AM

Koishi is Satori's clone ??

Satori IS Koishi. She just flipped her clothing inside out, made a greenish-white wig, and stole Iku's hat (dying the ribbon yellow :V). It was her excuse for leaving Chireiden for once and finally got over her shyness to try to befriend Reimu and Marisa once again.