Japan needs to stop with the moe anthropomorphism thing (an illustrated story)

[nintendonut888]

D-don't make me choose! D:

[Mounting Jaggis]

I'd choose Dr. Pepper, Reimu is mean.

[Toasty]

Does Dr. Pepper even know the hippocratic oath? I'm not sure if I can trust her with my medical needs.

[E-Nazrin]

This depends heavily on what Reimu would do to me. I'm not fond of the mainstream brown-soda-thing group, but I'm not sure how much trouble Armpits would be.

[Esoterica]

I'd choose Dr. Pepper, Reimu is mean.

I dunno, having a powerful shrine maiden with plot armor on your side could have its benefits.

[Alfred F. Jones]

More like, in Actress Again style. It's out of date! :<

Good call. I look forward to working with Server-tan again-- I designed her myself, after all (and she's not modeled on Suiseiseki, strangely enough. That honour goes to April from Coyote Ragtime Show). :3

Oh, and because I forgot to say so before: Stuffman, this is great, keep at it!

[Tengukami]

You can never go wrong with a sixer of pine-flavored soda.

[HakureiSM]

Reversal! (Note: danbooru)



Which is the best Red-White?

Is that even a question

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Coke chan is my new waifu too~

damn it man, you can draw well.


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Stuff

MOUNTAIN DEW TAN.
right now~

[Esifex]

MOUNTAIN DEW TAN.
right now~

And she has to be hyper-active as all hell, to make up for Mnt Dews' massive caffeine quotient.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

that and twin tails.

[Sabino]

It's almost a tradition, it can't be helped.
Other Japanese deeds of making things moe (A bit unrelated since these aren't food, but still... same difference):
Tsukumogami ...Kogasa
This to This and finally This
This to This
Heck, the earliest food moe thing I can remember seeing in my coruppted life was Bisuke-tan at 2ch (Which was making the biscuit at KFCs a cute little girl)

[Bias Bus]

I remember when I used to draw this rampant back in the day (dunno why I stopped). Still these here pics brings up interests I thought I lost like...4 years ago. GJ for doing that.

Make a Gushers-tan, and I will love you forever 5 seconds.

[dustyjo]

god

I even italicized it and everything

Which is the best Red-White?

Don't worry Peppy, I'll always love you~ <3

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

This picture is creepy and I feel depressed looking at it :<

[Bias Bus]

This picture is creepy and I feel depressed looking at it :<

...

You can't be serious...

[Stuffman]

Doesn't apply to just food.







It's in pretty rough condition, but when it comes down to it, I don't really have a reason to get rid of it...

Also, one more.

BA DUM TISH

[trancehime]

Oh my /god/, Stuffman.

 :ohdear: Soon, my world view will become even more corrupted, and it'll be entirely your fault!

[Fightest]

As I was reading this thread, I had only one thought in my mind. Those oranges. Stuffman is going to eat them at some point. Peel them open, with perhaps a knife, or even his bare hands...

This is now vore.

[dustyjo]

asdfsfsd I hate you

BA DUM TISH

hot

[ES-Anthy]

I like pretty much any soda except for plain pepsi or diet pepsi. Also I do indeed drink coca-cola, warm or cold, fresh or flat, for the fact that I enjoy the soda anyways. :3

[Iryan]

This is now vore.

I was waiting for someone to say this since I saw the first image, and I am very proud of you all that it has taken until the 4th page for it to happen.

[Tengukami]

My drawer of orphaned pens and pencils cheer for you, Stuffman.

[Prody]

Hey, this is pretty good. Thumbs up from me!

[Fightest]

I was waiting for someone to say this since I saw the first image, and I am very proud of you all that it has taken until the 4th page for it to happen.

Someone had to say it. We're classy that way.

OT: I used to like Pepsi, but it started grating recently. I've started to dislike most fizzy drinks, actually, which is unexpected and not entirely welcome.

[Tengukami]

You know, the thing I like about Coke is the recipe changes depending where in the world you buy it. I understand Mexican Coke uses cane sugar, while in Bulgaria, they use fructose. I haven't seen corn syrup in any European Coke, but it probably exists. The fructose Cokes are pretty good; I prefer them over the sugar Cokes, actually.

[Teewee]

I love this thread so much! Someone please personify these (unless they were already personified) :3
a TV (this would be suggestive if you think about it  :derp: )
a usb flash drive
yandere graph paper
emotionally clingy masking tape
my chihuahua

[Esoterica]

BA DUM TISH

I can't begin to tell you how hard I laughed.

[Matsuri]

Are you sure you don't want IP for this? D:

[Nobu]

Bwahahahaha :3

I'm mildly curious how a floating eyeball with a fedora uses a blanket in the first place.. :/