I assume this is a 30 H's reference? I love that fanfic. Anyway, I'd like to see more. 
I loved the part about the bust.
Indeed it is.
I thought something terrible had happened
damnit
Someone just got eaten and had what was essentially her house turned into a space-time anomaly thingy and you act like that's not terrible enough. Also the moon was destroyed. IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Anyway
Patchouli slammed her book shut. It wasn't really a book, since the pages were made of lasers and the words weren't even words, but the doomed souls of fairies screaming in unbearable confusion.
?Well that was a load of shit.?, she said as she threw it in the trash.
The book burned a hole through the thrash can, the floor of the library, the whole basement, the Earth's crust, the entirety of the mantle until it reached the core, where it was forced to accept its fate along with the rest of the books that Patchouli deemed too far beyond the grasp of mortal minds.
Patchouli took another book from the top of the three thousand story tall stack of books and looked it over. This one wasn't really a book because the pages were made of the skin of dead housewives, and the words weren't words, but the essence of the invisible. She knew the day would come when she would have to examine this monstrosity. She took a deep breath and opened the book, only to shove it off the table faster than darkness. She decided that this diabolical artifice of evil deserved nothing more than to be annihilated, so she destroyed it personally, and when she was done, she destroyed it some more, ripping apart even the cosmic strings that it was made of.
?She seems angry.?, remarked Sakuya, who was standing by a large table some distance away, holding a platter.
?Indeed.?, replied Remillia, who was sitting at the table, drinking tea.
Even Meiling was sitting there, who couldn't even muster the strength to say anything after witnessing such a display of raw primal power.
?I need to go back to my guarding duties.?, she spat out and ran out of the library even faster than Patchouli had shoved the book away.
Suddenly the ground shook. Everyone knew what was coming.
?Oh, not this again.?, said Patchouli as Marisa wrapped her arms around her neck from behind.
?Did you miss me??, she asked.
?No.?, replied Patchouli without giving much thought about the matter.
?Good.?, said Marisa who tugged on the leash that she had just put on Patchouli, who stood up from the tugging.
Patchouli followed Marisa, who was tugging on the leash to the melody of Locked Girl, while she was blatantly taking books off the shelves without bothering to read the covers and shoving them up her hat.
Meanwhile, Rumia was laying on the large table, around which Remillia and Sakuya were standing, and was rolling all over it. After a few minutes of her rolling, Sakuya had had enough, so she took her knives and stabbed every single one in her possession (about nine thousand and thirty seven) in uncomfortable places all over Rumia's body, who didn't seem to react.
When Rumia realised what had happened she took every single knife out of her body and threw them at Sakuya, who couldn't do anything to stop her. Rumia ripped off her own clothes and devoured Sakuya with her chest-mouth, and then stole her clothes, which shrunk to fit her.
Remillia sipped her tea, ?That was my best maid. Now I'll either have to do all of the paperwork to employ another one, or turn several of the fairy maids into one.?
Rumia did the same to Remillia and then left to go do it to Meiling, too, but she remembered that Meiling tastes terrible, so she walked back into the library to read a biology textbook or something.
