Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III

[Zetzumarshen]

Oh no, the controversial topic of "which is harder" and "got in the first try".

[I have no name]

do you have any replay or anything?

Right here.  A few of the waves were near-trivial but most of them were pretty brutal.
(On a related note, could someone record the timeout for me?  I just tried but VirtualDub kept dropping loads of frames every time)

[Zengeku]

>Got a NDNB timeout first attempt>Hardest spellcard Youmu has

Oh, wow. Congratulations. In all truly non-sarcastic sincerity. I'm not sure if your timeout was a result of forgiving RNG nor am I sure how much weight I should put into a difficulty analysis from one who can't even 'dodge' slow moving lasers on a certain stage 3 boss. I guess I should just take your post as your way of saying 'wow, you're even worse than I am right now' but i'm not sure if that's what you meant or if you just wanted to be a dick and kick someone while he's lying down.

[I have no name]

Different people are good at different things.  That is the easiest way to put it-I was just sharing my opinion and participating in the friendly 1-upmanship that often happens on this board

[BT]

Hell God Sword is like that, really. I remember 1-miss pacifying it way back as well. Haven't managed to do it since.

[Zengeku]

Different people are good at different things.  That is the easiest way to put it-I was just sharing my opinion and participating in the friendly 1-upmanship that often happens on this board

You want to 1-up a person who's writing about his most embarassing failures in this thread? This isn't really the right thread for something like that.

[I have no name]

You want to 1-up a person who's writing about his most embarassing failures in this thread? This isn't really the right thread for something like that.

Hey I've had it done to me here and also didn't realize this was derps and not rage

[Zengeku]

Yeah okay. I'll let this go. Let's just try to keep things like these in appropriate threads like the accomplishments thread where we all go to brag. It's an appropriate arena for something like this.

Feel free to one-up me in there if you like/can. 

[BT]

Hey I've had it done to me here and also didn't realize this was derps and not rage

Mmmkay hold on.

I fought against Youmu four times and I only managed to capture her final spell 2 times despite it being so easy.

Hardest spellcard Youmu has

Just timed this out without focus. (srs. S5 in PCB is really fun without focus because then the slowdown is essentially your focused movement and it is as good as sex)

I'm helping?

On the topic of 1-uppery, as I see it, the main reason it happens is because we're competitive about these things (definitely not because we're a bunch of scumbags~). You see someone struggle/succeed against X, you want to try it out yourself.

[ARF]

Not sure where to put this, it's a huge win but also a great defeat.

Succeeded with the difficult speedrunning method for the first 3 photos in StB 9-4, double focus dodging 3 aimed murder barrages successfully, and then got myself walled before even getting off the fourth photo.
I (hopefully) won't be trying this anymore now. Far too much RNG and precise movements required.  :barf:

[Reiko]

> Resurrection Butterfly 50%
> Last blue wave coming, 5 seconds remaining, 0 resources left.
> "I got this"
> Runs straight into a laser
>  :colonveeplusalpha:

Enough for today, I guess.

[BT]

>90fps Max Rank Eternal Meek

Ahahahahaha what was I thinking

[Ikari]

I tried Marine's Benefit Extra stage about 2 weeks ago.

Let's make one thing clear: I suck at Touhou, I'm an Easy-modo player who has the hardest time in the world clearing games on normal.

I freaking finished the extra stage with Reimu ON MY VERY FIRST TRY WITHOUT EVER SEEING IT.

About a few days ago, re-tried it. Game-Overed to, hmm, the very first minute of the stage? I kept running into bullets and forgetting to bomb.

[RNG]

Got hit one frame before the AoJ laser hitboxes disappeared. Also failed KKS at the last possible moment. Hey, if this is what I consider a shitrun I'm on the road to consistency~

[Star King]

>90fps Max Rank Eternal Meek

Ahahahahaha what was I thinking

Is 90 fps Eternal Meek even possible with human reaction speed limitation? :/ (barring safespotting, nice try future smart aleck)

[I have no name]

I died to Mysterious Snake Show O_O  (this was not a perfect attempt though so hahaha jokes on Nue)

[Thornytowers]

Playing EOSD, fighting Cirno and in order to dodge some of her bullets i run INTO her.  :derp: Also, EOSD sort of derped on me today, in the middle of versing Meiling the game starts to think that I'm holding the left key down. So, Reimu is constantly trying to move left, and i have to fight against it by pressing the right arrow key.  :matsuriscowl:

[Goldom]

Spinning myself in circles around IN midboss-Reimu being a showoff (to no one but myself) and thinking about how odd it is that she's twice as large as my sprite of her. (Border Team vs Stage 4A is probably my favorite thing to do). Then I get border-kicked in the face. And then I proceed to fail nearly every single card, even Hakurei Danmaku Barrier.

Showing off never pays.

[Elysia]

I managed to die to Weird Dance On Medoteko.

Not satisfied with this, I then proceeded to die to the nonspell after it.

Someone shoot me now.

[Bang Jan]

Someone shoot me now.

Ok then. :flamingv:

[RNG]

Running right into a snowball at the beginning of stage 6 LIKE A BOSS

[Cor]

Running right into a snowball at the beginning of stage 6 LIKE A BOSS

Feel you there. You gotta have 100% concentration in the beginning of stage 6.

[Yatakarasu]

During a recent UFO fail run:
-finally gets past Shou on normal-
-I have no spare lives so I know I won't get far on stage 6-
-game overs to first set of yin-yang orbs-  :V

During a SA fail run (on normal):
-gets to Okuu's last card-
-derps hard and rams right into a bullet at the start-
That was my first time getting to that on card on normal as well...

[Chuckolator]

I died to Magic Milky Way.

[Yatakarasu]

After watching the Let's Fail at Touhou videos:
"Ha! How can all these people run into the bosses?!"
-does an SA run-
-runs into Koishi during one non-spell-
Guess that was just Karma.....

[Cor]

On a MariB UFO lunatic run, right after the second orb spam of stage 3, starting to revolve around the fairies, accidentally shooting an orb with Marisa's ass shot, eventually crashing into the bullets it revenged with while trying to spin around fairies.  :derp:

[Shikieiki]

Died on Ran's last spellcard with a quarter of her health left. If the timeout wasn't blind, I would have had a spare bomb/life left and probably would have beaten her. D:

[Seppo Hovi]

I'm..... dying to Orin's final card and Blazing Star

[ARF]

A phantasm scoring attempt using HS bombing route. Very educational and high level masterful play.

[Zengeku]

5 shitty 2MNB Orin fights in a row. This is quite embarassing. Will have to get revenge later if I can stop fucking up.
It's weird, i seem to be playing somewhat okay'ish today with 3/5 Satori fights turning out NMNB but apparently Orin just messed me up today. Oh well.