Author Topic: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III (Read 239507 times)

Bang Jan · « **Reply #450 on:** August 09, 2012, 08:43:01 AM »

*Tries an EOSD normal no focus run*

*Crashes into an enemy in stage 2*

ふねん1 · « **Reply #451 on:** August 10, 2012, 12:29:14 AM »

Another failed SA Lunatic 1lc attempt. Where did I die? First wave of Stage 5 midboss-Orin's opener.

I know I haven't been playing a lot lately, but still. I did my hardest facepalm in what feels like forever after this happened.

Elysia · « **Reply #452 on:** August 10, 2012, 04:35:18 PM »

This.

fondue · « **Reply #453 on:** August 10, 2012, 05:13:20 PM »

Well done :getdown:

Invisible · « **Reply #454 on:** August 11, 2012, 01:24:48 PM »

Quote from: Malkyrian on August 10, 2012, 04:35:18 PM

This.

Dat cat...

PMW · « **Reply #455 on:** August 12, 2012, 03:39:58 PM »

>Marine Benefit Extra is too hard
>Try practice stage 4 with Sanae
>Perfect it in 2 tries
>Try with Marisa
>Perfect up to last spell at first try
>Die at last second of spell

what is happened

EDIT: oh my god did the exact same thing again. That last spell is easy, why am I failing it?

Bang Jan · « **Reply #456 on:** August 12, 2012, 07:10:32 PM »

In my EOSD hard 1cc, I backed into a bullet in the wallfairy section in stage 5.

Elysia · « **Reply #457 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:29:50 AM »

I died to Youkai Polygraph :colonveeplusalpha:

Esper · « **Reply #458 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:04:25 PM »

*Playing EoSD Easy for the fun of it*

*Runs into Cirno during Icicle Fail*

:qq:

fondue · « **Reply #459 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:06:46 PM »

Quote from: Ace on August 15, 2012, 12:04:25 PM

*Playing EoSD Easy for the fun of it*

*Runs into Cirno during Icicle Fail*

:qq:

We've all been through that one.

Piranha · « **Reply #460 on:** August 15, 2012, 12:16:30 PM »

Quote from: fonduemaster on August 15, 2012, 12:06:46 PM

We've all been through that one.

Good old times. :derp:

crystalgreatsword · « **Reply #461 on:** August 15, 2012, 09:28:50 PM »

MARISA! STOP RUNNING INTO ICHIRIN'S LASERS!!

:V :V :V

Apparition · « **Reply #462 on:** August 15, 2012, 09:46:51 PM »

I was playing TD, and apparently I thought staying near the spawning points of spirits at the top was a good idea. Guess who died.

Daiyuyuko · « **Reply #463 on:** August 16, 2012, 11:40:58 AM »

I've been death derping more recently. xDDD And I always die at the 3rd stage for any game, except for EoSD, IN. Has anyone been accomplishing 1LC these days? C: I just can't get myself to do it. ><

fondue · « **Reply #464 on:** August 16, 2012, 01:30:35 PM »

I guess Patchy hates me now.
I died to her first spell.

Elysia · « **Reply #465 on:** August 16, 2012, 02:22:39 PM »

Quote from: Malkyrian on August 15, 2012, 07:29:50 AM

I died to Youkai Polygraph :colonveeplusalpha:

And continuing my streak of getting hit by really stupid stuff in SA, I deathbombed Nine Syllable Stabs.

LadyScarlet · « **Reply #466 on:** August 17, 2012, 03:33:37 PM »

Just had an abominable run of IN stage 3 Normal. I died so many times it wasn't even funny. I also died to every single one of Keine's attacks (midboss and boss) except Phantasmal Emperor. And this was after I gave up my "focus-as-least-as-possible" run. :colonveeplusalpha:

Invisible · « **Reply #467 on:** August 17, 2012, 04:16:56 PM »

IN's Eirin's Hourai Elixir [Lunatic] took me 77 retries to finish. Curse those green wavy bullets...

crystalgreatsword · « **Reply #468 on:** August 17, 2012, 11:14:39 PM »

I was dodging Murasa's survival card and I kept pressing 'Z' thinking it was 'X'.

I thought I had no bombs, but it was really just me being stupid.

:V :V :V

ふねん1 · « **Reply #469 on:** August 17, 2012, 11:28:29 PM »

A random stab at UFO Stage 4 in Practice Mode, since getting a no-UFO Lunatic 1cc is near impossible without remaining somewhat fresh at the late-game stages. I manage to perfect the stage past Murasa's third nonspell of all things.

I then die on her third card because I didn't move out of the way of an anchor. I don't know, I just didn't feel like leaving focus mode. :V

Chuckolator · « **Reply #470 on:** August 17, 2012, 11:59:08 PM »

An incredibly bad job trying to stay under Murasa on Sinkable Vortex at 1 power almost turned into a timeout, but I died with 5 seconds to go.

crystalgreatsword · « **Reply #471 on:** August 18, 2012, 03:14:39 PM »

AGAIN it happened. Tried to bomb during Murasa's survival card with the wrong button.
What is wrong with me? :V

I have no name · « **Reply #472 on:** August 18, 2012, 03:49:44 PM »

Quote from: crystalgreatsword on August 18, 2012, 03:14:39 PM

AGAIN it happened. Tried to bomb during Murasa's survival card with the wrong button.
What is wrong with me? :V

Just do what I do and keep shooting during the survival, that way your hand is anchored the same way during the survival.

crystalgreatsword · « **Reply #473 on:** August 18, 2012, 04:59:09 PM »

I'm taking a break from UFO for now... I just derped twice to Ichirin's second non-spell.
Yeah.
:V

Phlegeth · « **Reply #474 on:** August 18, 2012, 06:31:25 PM »

Quote from: crystalgreatsword on August 18, 2012, 04:59:09 PM

I'm taking a break from UFO for now... I just derped twice to Ichirin's second non-spell.
Yeah.
:V

I think Ichirin's non-spells are harder than her actual spells. Except for "A Scolding from a Traditional Old Man" I balls that up almost every time.

Chuckolator · « **Reply #475 on:** August 19, 2012, 05:38:33 AM »

I just died 3 times in a row to Sinking Anchor. Two of those were from getting too close to Murasa while misdirecting her first anchor, and ramming into it as she spawns it. <_<

Piranha · « **Reply #476 on:** August 19, 2012, 11:37:16 AM »

I got hugged by Parsee (midboss, of course).

She's clingy like hell. :derp:

Chuckolator · « **Reply #477 on:** August 19, 2012, 09:57:52 PM »

*captured a formerly 0/35 Eternally Anchored Ghost Ship*
Awesome! I can do this!
*dies to a formerly 20/33 Dipper Creeping Close*

Archin · « **Reply #478 on:** August 20, 2012, 03:29:08 PM »

Been practicing PCB Hard for 2 hours and confident that I can at least reach stage 4 with no problems. Frost Sign "Frost Columns" Oh look at that pretty white bullet. :ram into it: -_-

PMW · « **Reply #479 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:10:14 AM »

>Pacifist Marine Benefit stage 4
>Fails easy stage portion
>Fails easy first spell
>Fails very easy 2nd nonspell
>Fails very easy 3rd spell
>Reverse Side Dream Seal perfect timeout

okay then