Author Topic: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III  (Read 239438 times)

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #180 on: April 09, 2012, 10:02:35 PM »
rofl this is ridiculous. Upon starting a random PCB lunatic run, I died on Letty's last spell card. Rather than restarting, I decided to make it a no bombs run.

I'm at Yuyuko, 2/3. :V This will almost surely end in failure, but this is hilarious.
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #181 on: April 10, 2012, 01:38:23 AM »
rofl this is ridiculous. Upon starting a random PCB lunatic run, I died on Letty's last spell card. Rather than restarting, I decided to make it a no bombs run.

I'm at Yuyuko, 2/3. :V This will almost surely end in failure, but this is hilarious.
This is where my MoF hard no bombs run came from-a death on the Stage 1 boss's last spellcard.
Of course, I had less resources for the final boss (by 2 lives) and managed to clear via Kanako perfect, but still.

In derp-related news, I tried to time out Momiji again.  It was not a pretty sight.

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #182 on: April 10, 2012, 09:37:46 AM »
I decided I wanted to play some Alice since hey, it's a good stage and a good boss. Everything went fine, then that third spell happened and I died on it twice. How did I perfect all the other stuff when I fucked THAT piece of easy up twice? It's almost static and I still die.

I want revenge!

EDIT:

And now with added Youmu rape. As in, her raping me and not the other way around. I ended up losing a ridiculous amount of lives because I refused to shoot and because Hell God Sword is a lot harder than I remembered it to be which is something that I'm actually quite happy to realize because it means that I now have a reason to play Perfect Cherry Blossom again. I want to conquer her and expand upon my grasp on her so that I can handle her whatever she does!

In other words, I've gotten exposed to me that I can't perfectly survive if I don't take her down fast. I want to change that. - So to make the embarassment abundantly clear, I died 6 times.  :V
« Last Edit: April 10, 2012, 01:00:59 PM by Zengeku »

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #183 on: April 11, 2012, 06:59:16 PM »
Ahahaha... haha.. ha.

So. Kogasa shoots aimed red arrowheads during her last spell, right?

What, do you think, happens when an especially dumb player forgets about this?

And decides to shotgun her?

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #184 on: April 11, 2012, 07:02:30 PM »
I done that once.
Still, on UFO stage 3 I died from the first fairy's attack.
How?
I blinked AND my laptop has keyboard ghosting. Trust me, Touhou with keyboard ghosting is HELL.  :(

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #185 on: April 12, 2012, 07:35:32 AM »
I haven't touched Phantasm in about three months. Ended up dying at BoHaY

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #186 on: April 12, 2012, 10:06:01 AM »
So. Kogasa shoots aimed red arrowheads during her last spell, right?

What, do you think, happens when an especially dumb player forgets about this?

And decides to shotgun her?

I once got hit by those arrowheads. While being properly positioned. Because I didn't move.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #187 on: April 13, 2012, 12:22:41 AM »
I died to Yuugi's first spell. enough said

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #188 on: April 13, 2012, 12:27:56 AM »
I died to Yuugi's first spell. enough said

As in first spell as boss? Or midboss? I die to her first boss card sometimes. Because of derps. With the rings. And me forgetting. That they're. There.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #189 on: April 13, 2012, 08:26:41 AM »
>Death to Parsee's opener.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #190 on: April 14, 2012, 02:46:24 AM »
Okay, I wasn't expecting to seriously win with a MarisaA no-focus 90FPS PCB.

But you would think I would have reached Stage 6, after reaching Lily White with a stock of 5-0.

You would think.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #191 on: April 16, 2012, 02:53:58 AM »
I ran into Orin during Vengeful Cannibal Spirit and I wasn't even walled in or anything.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #192 on: April 16, 2012, 02:58:04 AM »
Oh, right, Vengeful Cannibal Spirit!

I just casually forgot how that card worked as per a lapse in un-retardedness, so in one run I waited inside the newly formed spokes before the old bullets spread back out :V


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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #193 on: April 16, 2012, 10:48:21 AM »
I ran into Orin during Vengeful Cannibal Spirit and I wasn't even walled in or anything.
I did the same with Spleen Eater on normal. Look for my first submission to "let's fail" thread.
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #194 on: April 16, 2012, 03:08:26 PM »
I can't use the Scarlet Team for the life of me.
Starting stage 6B:
Bomb the opener (as usual)
Fail to place the familiars correctly on the fairies afterward and accidently use Sakuya's bomb twice, then die
Get hit by Eirin as she comes on screen and die again
Bomb her nonspell and spellcard
Reach Kaguya 4/3
Bomb Dragon's Necklace and then deathbomb due to stupidity
Do an amazing dodge on the next nonspell and then move into a bullet
Bomb Buddha's Stone Bowl
Bomb the nonspell afterward
Fail Robe of Fire Rat due to stupid clipdeaths, then use a bomb because rage
Bomb Swallow's Cowrie Shell
Bomb Rainbow Danmaku, die, bomb, bomb
Fail first card
Cap second card
Fail
Fail
Fail
Stage clear

That was probably the worst performance of Stage 6 Normal I've ever done.

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #195 on: April 17, 2012, 11:50:12 AM »
Maybe I should stop moving around like a total ass to make Murasa's survival card interesting. Because it's killing me more often than anything else in her battle.  :V

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #196 on: April 18, 2012, 08:11:20 PM »
Died to Ran's last non card. :colonveeplusalpha:

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #197 on: April 18, 2012, 10:53:38 PM »
Hey, I've never really tried any UFO shot types other than ReimuA! Let's try some out. MarisaA looks good to me! Hard is probably fine, seeing as I've already 1cced it?

*dies to Hello Forgotten World, which is 23/23 with ReimuA*
*dies to Gold Detector*
*dies to Gold Detector, same bullet as before*
*dies to Nazrin midboss 2nd nonspell*
*dies to Nazrin Pendulum as she explodes*
*dies to Nazrin boss 1st nonspell*

Maybe I'll stick with ReimuA.
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #198 on: April 19, 2012, 04:09:43 AM »
Speaking of UFO Hard, I decided to give it another try today. My last attempt from a while ago ended somewhere in Stage 4.



Successes: Capturing Murasa's second spell, capturing Byakuren's first spell and almost "capturing" her third non-spell.
Failures: Death, bomb, and death to Murasa's three non-spells, death and two bombs at midboss Nazrin, and bombing or dying on every single thing Shou did.

Pretty sure I can do it if I learn how to actually dodge some things. At least I finally have Stages 4 and 5 unlocked for stage practice :V

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #199 on: April 19, 2012, 06:42:07 AM »
I had trouble clearing PoFV on normal. Two times in a row.
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #200 on: April 24, 2012, 03:45:43 AM »
I just died to Border of Wave and Particle.

In SA.

On Normal.

At 60 FPS.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #201 on: April 24, 2012, 07:32:26 AM »
Not exactly a derp, but recording my GFW clears, I thought it was funny how you can even turn runs into clears that really make you think the replay had bugged out like they do in SA Stage 6 or MoF Stage 4.

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #202 on: April 24, 2012, 11:35:31 AM »
I just died to Border of Wave and Particle.

In SA.

On Normal.

At 60 FPS.

 :colonveeplusalpha:
Don't feel bad, I die to that spell all the time (psh, Satori generally is one of the reasons why I'm using ReimuB instead of A now). It's not the easiest one out there if you ask me, even though it really doesn't look menacing at all. =P

Anyway, yesterday got to Orin on Lunatic before my 1cc ended in hilarious derp deaths in her first spell and third non-spell. The next few continues resulted in retrying the stage over and over to reach stage 6. And what the fuck why is Okuu on Lunatic so much easier than Orin.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #203 on: April 24, 2012, 01:53:04 PM »
Suddenly 90FPS SA is totally impossible :getdown:

Granted, this was the first time I've tried it.

Normal mode, got to Yuugi :fail:


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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #204 on: April 24, 2012, 03:12:41 PM »
Don't feel bad, I die to that spell all the time (psh, Satori generally is one of the reasons why I'm using ReimuB instead of A now). It's not the easiest one out there if you ask me, even though it really doesn't look menacing at all. =P
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #205 on: April 25, 2012, 07:55:37 AM »
  :getdown: Lets throw away EOSD runs from dying to Rumia on hard, how did I mess this up. -_- To make this even more fun why not die to a bird or what ever those flying winged things are on Stage 2 while picking up a power item at the exact same time. To even fuel this ball of laughter further, I can now barely reach Sakuya when last week I was pounding on the final card on Remilia.  :getdown:

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #206 on: April 26, 2012, 03:05:29 PM »
I died to Youkai Orb of Mechanics or whatever (Midboss Nue's third card).

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This is easy shit by my standards for christ's sake.

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #207 on: April 27, 2012, 03:07:05 AM »
So I started up Marine Benefit and fought Kanpukugu just because I was bored.

I lost.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #208 on: April 27, 2012, 03:52:43 AM »
I first-tried Kanpukugu with both Marisa and Reimu.

I also cleared them on the second try.

But the third try for both of them were failures :getdown:


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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #209 on: April 27, 2012, 12:39:26 PM »
What on earth am I doing. Six misses. one to Lily, two to Yuyuko's opener, three to Reflowering.

No scoring shenanigans or planning, but I captured Sumizone. But... Reflowering????? Yuyuko's opener???? Lily???