Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III

[Zil]

I tried to get a low score in MoF Extra. I cleared with less than 10mil, then got 80mil from the clear bonus. I'm not sure what I did wrong, or right, or whatever. :V

[BT]

attn bored touhou player:

next time you play phantasm "for fun",

don't die to BoLaD 5 times


how did this happen I mean what

[MMX]

I tried to get a low score in MoF Extra. I cleared with less than 10mil, then got 80mil from the clear bonus. I'm not sure what I did wrong, or right, or whatever. :V

According to wiki:

Extra clear bonus:   (Lives in Stock * 40 million) + (Power * 800,000) + (Faith * 100)  points.

[Chalros22]

I tried to get a low score in MoF Extra. I cleared with less than 10mil, then got 80mil from the clear bonus. I'm not sure what I did wrong, or right, or whatever. :V

Apparently you need to die more lol. If you could repeat the same performance and just die twice to the final spell all would be fine I guess (assuming you had 2 lives in stock according to formula posted above)

[Zil]

Oh, lol. I had 3 or 4 power and at least one extra life left. I also captured that Jade River spell accidentally. I guess I'll try again.

[MMX]

Oh, lol. I had 3 or 4 power and at least one extra life left. I also captured that Jade River spell accidentally. I guess I'll try again.

And don't forget about faith bonus. I can't be less than 5 mln.

[チソウ タイゼン]

holy shit

marine benefit's lunatic mode kicked my ass

[Chuckolator]

*gets to Orange*
*starts humming to Decoration Battle*
"I love how she fires her first bullets when the so-oh, right, she fires bullets."

[Ozzy]

Sooooo, it's finally time. I've held off posting here for long enough. For almost a year, I've been like Hina, gathering the mass amounts of misfortune created by myself and some friends. But now it's time to show it all.

I'm here to unveil: Let's Fail Touhou: Volume 1

Enjoy watching the numerous derp moments my friends and I have committed almost since our introduction to Touhou. These fails are taken from replays made by either I have no name, DarkDespair5 (who is not a member of this forum unfortunately), or myself. Hopefully, as I record more fails, I will be able to put together additional volumes in the future. But for now, enjoy watching our most epic fails!!


BTW if this isn't the right thread to put this in, I apologize. Please let me know if that's the case.

[Chalros22]

I'm here to unveil: Let's Fail Touhou: Volume 1

That was worth watching, pretty funny compilation. Glad to know I'm not the only one that runs into the only bullet on screen.

[Makai Butterfly]

Orin's easily-cheesed nonspell that you can sit right below her for?  Yeah, I just died to it.  Three times.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  :colonveeplusalpha:

[MMX]

I'm here to unveil: Let's Fail Touhou: Volume 1

LOL that was an awesome video. Totally worth of a year of collectiing. Let me participate with some of my epic fails on next volume :3

BTW if this isn't the right thread to put this in, I apologize. Please let me know if that's the case.

This derp thread is all about things like that, so don't worry

[Byaaakuren]

>Captures a Spell Card at 90 FPS
>Fucks it up at 60

Yup

[チソウ タイゼン]

*adopts a guze flash strategy

left right left right leftright left right left right leftright left right left right leftright right

WAIT WHY DID I PRESS RIGHT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[GuppyForce]

Died three times to Danmaku Paranoia (And once + bomb to Youkai Polygraph)

On the other hand I got my first capture of Saruta Cross (Hard) and Kanako's 2nd spell (hard)

[chirpy13]

Shou.

[ふねん1]

I died on boss-Yuugi's first card.

Don't ask how. Even I have no clue.

[fondue]

I died on boss-Yuugi's first card.

Don't ask how. Even I have no clue.

Eh, that's Normal For me :3
Sometimes even on easy

[ふねん1]

Eh, that's Normal For me :3
Sometimes even on easy

It functions exactly the same on all difficulties. Unless you're trying to supergraze it, nobody should be dying on it. Ever.

[fondue]

It functions exactly the same on all difficulties. Unless you're trying to supergraze it, nobody should be dying on it. Ever.

Yuugi is harder for me on normal mode than Orin on easy mode.

[チソウ タイゼン]

someone please tell me that a difference exists between Megumi Yaobi's survivals on normal and lunatic

[Zil]

Yuugi is harder for me on normal mode than Orin on easy mode.

First of all, that statement means nothing.

The point is that the spell is so easy anyone who knows the controls of the game should be able to capture it, regardless of difficulty. If you're failing it regularly you must be doing something horribly wrong.

[Makai Butterfly]

someone please tell me that a difference exists between Megumi Yaobi's survivals on normal and lunatic

On Lunatic, they spin at a slightly faster rate, forcing you to focus/unfocus back and forth a bit more to keep up with the bubbles, plus during the part where they spin in a perfect circle at the end, there is more space between each bubble in general which means they're spinning at a wider orbit and therefore faster in that phase too.

[Ozzy]

Just tried MoF lunatic with MarisaC. Rammed the opening streams of bullets at least twice. These fails have been documented.

Also, on a semi-unrelated note, if you guys would like some of your fails included in the next Touhou Fails comilation volume, send me a PM with a link to the replay. If I've got more participants, it will take a lot less time to put out the next volume.

I'm wondering if I should make a new thread for this, actually.

[Chalros22]

I'm wondering if I should make a new thread for this, actually.

That's not a bad idea, since most people who talk about fails in this thread probably don't have replays from them, unless they happen to be in an otherwise good run or something.

[チソウ タイゼン]

Taboo "Kagome, Kagome"     09 / 10

how did i let this happen

[MTSranger]

On Lunatic, they spin at a slightly faster rate, forcing you to focus/unfocus back and forth a bit more to keep up with the bubbles, plus during the part where they spin in a perfect circle at the end, there is more space between each bubble in general which means they're spinning at a wider orbit and therefore faster in that phase too.

On lunatic, the circling phase is freaking fast that if you try to focus near the end, you will die pretty easily.
The bubbles literally move as fast as your unfocus speed as Reimu

[Coffee Fairy]

1cc UFO Hard attempts:
-Flying straight into Nazrin just after Busy Rod multiple times.

Then I managed to collect the items another attempt, then move right, and down straight into Nazrin. :V

[MMX]

The fuck was that? I don't even.

[Chuckolator]

The fuck was that? I don't even.

That happened to me in practice on her third card. It's how I managed this.