Author Topic: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III (Read 239435 times)

I have no name · « **Reply #240 on:** May 10, 2012, 06:07:14 PM »

Quote from: BT on May 10, 2012, 06:05:10 PM

Since I never ever play with MarisaB (why would anyone, really?), I was not aware of how moderate the fight is, but I'm not sure it's easier than ReimuA's fight. Besides, it looks less fun. :V

because I cleared lunatic with her in 1 non-restarting try :V
Also MASTER SPARK

that is all, aside from trying 6-5 in DS at 90 FPS. Curvy lasers were evil enough already :V
and yes it's a derp, not rage.

Chuckolator · « **Reply #241 on:** May 12, 2012, 08:55:06 PM »

I just died to Guze Flash. No explanation needed.

fondue · « **Reply #242 on:** May 12, 2012, 09:02:47 PM »

Quote from: Seiga Kaku on May 12, 2012, 08:55:06 PM

I just died to Guze Flash. No explanation needed.

Lunatic mode?

Chuckolator · « **Reply #243 on:** May 12, 2012, 09:15:28 PM »

Quote from: fonduemaster on May 12, 2012, 09:02:47 PM

Lunatic mode?

Not even that, it happened as I was trying to perfect Stage 6 on Hard.

MMX · « **Reply #244 on:** May 12, 2012, 09:48:53 PM »

Why the fuck is Guhun Yegui (Seiga's midboss spellcard) so stupid on hard mode? I mean seriously, it's really easier on lunatic cause of those wall fly away faster. Even with ultra patch applied it's no problem for me, but i almost always get myself walled while playing on hard.
I've heard there're some other spells that act like that, like Nazrin's Pendulum or something. :wat:

this maybe belongs more to rage thread, i dunno

Paper Conan · « **Reply #245 on:** May 12, 2012, 10:38:20 PM »

Had to deathbomb to a stage 1 fairy in Imperishable Night the other day.
Well, I hadn't played in months so it's perfectly justifiable. :ohdear:

Elysia · « **Reply #246 on:** May 12, 2012, 11:02:34 PM »

>playing mystic square

>dies to sara on normal

:colonveeplusalpha:

Zengeku · « **Reply #247 on:** May 13, 2012, 09:37:38 PM »

I died twice to Orin's last card on a no-bombs attempt. What else happened the same run? How about two deaths on Stage 3 and other hilariously dumb mistakes spread all over the run?

It's not like I expected to clear that today. It's Sunday and I've been off the shmup since Thursday so it's okay. I also game overed on Koishi. Don't ask how.

I have no name · « **Reply #248 on:** May 13, 2012, 09:57:31 PM »

I failed Magic Butterfly.
On normal.

Then captured the 3rd nonspell, Milky Way and the 4th nonspell.

Esper · « **Reply #249 on:** May 14, 2012, 12:14:48 AM »

Quote from: MMX on May 12, 2012, 09:48:53 PM

Why the fuck is Guhun Yegui (Seiga's midboss spellcard) so stupid on hard mode? I mean seriously, it's really easier on lunatic cause of those wall fly away faster. Even with ultra patch applied it's no problem for me, but i almost always get myself walled while playing on hard.
I've heard there're some other spells that act like that, like Nazrin's Pendulum or something. :wat:

this maybe belongs more to rage thread, i dunno

Do you graze the walls by going close to Seiga?

That's the problem if it is. You also need to misdirect the homing orbs somewhere far and then go under Seiga, all the way at the bottom of the screen, when she starts shooting walls, and repeat.

MMX · « **Reply #250 on:** May 14, 2012, 08:29:16 PM »

Quote from: Ace on May 14, 2012, 12:14:48 AM

Do you graze the walls by going close to Seiga?

That's the problem if it is. You also need to misdirect the homing orbs somewhere far and then go under Seiga, all the way at the bottom of the screen, when she starts shooting walls, and repeat.

That's what i do all the time, and it works perfectly (at least on lunatic) But on hard those walls stay on the screen longer making those orbs able to comeback :derp:

Elysia · « **Reply #251 on:** May 15, 2012, 10:47:39 PM »

That last run was just...lol.

Ten Desires Lunatic 90FPS (bear in mind I haven't cleared Ten Desires Lunatic 60FPS).

Let's bomb absolutely everything, derp into random bullets for no reason, forget my lack of a bomb stock and crash into bosses on FIVE SEPARATE OCCASIONS. I wish I was kidding.

The real joke was that I was doing it purely to unlock everything for spell practice, and just missed. Got to Miko's fourth spellcard before running out of continues.

Esper · « **Reply #252 on:** May 15, 2012, 10:55:04 PM »

Brain: Full Life > UFO piece

Fingers: Full life < UFO piece

Kogasa appeared I think a full second before I went for the UFO piece.

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Okay, running right into a laser as Keine is exploding. Lovely.

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CtC Stage 6 Reimu, why do your bullets tempt my hitbox to hug them? It's as if they have their own gravity, I went from four lives to one on two different spells.

Captainragequit · « **Reply #253 on:** May 15, 2012, 10:55:14 PM »

First time I played ten desires, I ended up failing pretty badly. Not because of the difficulty of the game, because it's easy. But because of the stupid 1-up system. In the process of trying to get extra lives, I died several times to the 3rd boss simply because she started her patterns as soon as I got close to her. Knives spawned right on top of me at least 3 times in that fight.

Byaaakuren · « **Reply #254 on:** May 16, 2012, 05:48:04 AM »

I let a 124 million Blue UFO escape, costing me that billion

Elysia · « **Reply #255 on:** May 16, 2012, 04:08:57 PM »

Played through Mountain of Faith stage 1 on Lunatic. My first Lunatic clear was with ReimuA. This time I was using ReimuB, meaning I had to try new routes.

I made a bunch of mistakes...and yet somehow I miraculously managed to make it to the end of the stage without dying or bombing, via a ton of ridiculous dodges. I then proceed to die stupidly to the very last shot from the very last wave of fairies and quit, forgetting to save the replay. :fail:

Zil · « **Reply #256 on:** May 17, 2012, 03:20:54 AM »

I thought Kyouko's name was Kyouku until roughly two seconds ago.

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #257 on:** May 17, 2012, 03:47:18 AM »

Is that better or worse than me screwing up her name with Kyokukou? :V

MMX · « **Reply #258 on:** May 17, 2012, 08:42:58 PM »

I remember i thought Miyako is Yoshika's first name.

BT · « **Reply #259 on:** May 17, 2012, 08:45:21 PM »

Couldn't be worse than the time I thought Koishi was "Kioshi".

K-eye-Yoshi

Whoops.

Random · « **Reply #260 on:** May 17, 2012, 10:41:01 PM »

Sakuya Iyazoi

wait what

xForeverFanaticx · « **Reply #261 on:** May 17, 2012, 11:53:59 PM »

Is it bad that I have a tongue spasm when I try to say Kaguya and accidentally say Sakuya? Or Kakuya... @@

Chuckolator · « **Reply #262 on:** May 18, 2012, 12:00:25 AM »

Quote from: xForeverFanaticx on May 17, 2012, 11:53:59 PM

Or Kakuya... @@

Should I be flattered?

xForeverFanaticx · « **Reply #263 on:** May 18, 2012, 01:24:44 AM »

Quote from: Seiga Kaku on May 18, 2012, 12:00:25 AM

Should I be flattered?

If you wish to be...? :V

Chuckolator · « **Reply #264 on:** May 18, 2012, 07:38:56 AM »

*is walled on VoWG*

*passes through wall*

http://i.imgur.com/vFR2h.jpg

*smashes into solid wave next to wall*

http://myfacewhen.com/images/3.png

fondue · « **Reply #265 on:** May 18, 2012, 03:19:33 PM »

ikr mmx

Elysia · « **Reply #266 on:** May 19, 2012, 01:30:45 AM »

Wow, I suck at Mystic Square. Can't even 1CC Hard...with MIMA.

The hilarious thing is, I actually did really well at Yumeko. Entered 3/0, finished 2/0. But an awesome Yumeko doesn't do much good when I fail absolutely everything else.

Star King · « **Reply #267 on:** May 19, 2012, 06:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Random on May 17, 2012, 10:41:01 PM

Sakuya Iyazoi

wait what

Wow I'm not the only one

xForeverFanaticx · « **Reply #268 on:** May 19, 2012, 08:04:31 PM »

I'm on the last wave/phase of Descent of Izuna Gongen. I see the blue orb wave coming in. It's perfectly aligned with the yellow stream that I knew was safe (I was in the safespot). I decided it was unsafe to stay there. A touch to the right. Pi-chuuuun~

Both raged and laughed at that.

I have no name · « **Reply #269 on:** May 19, 2012, 08:26:06 PM »

Wait, there's a safespot for that?

Author Topic: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III (Read 239435 times)

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