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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #120 on: March 30, 2012, 07:52:54 PM »
Let's survive the whole post midboss Sakuya spam in pacifist mode and then hug one of the fairies descending right after it  :yukkuri:
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #121 on: March 30, 2012, 08:53:07 PM »
Oh. Well, I don't remember how to get the solo characters now that I've had to unlock everything from the start because my score.dat corrupted in a backup process.

Clear Final A, then Final B with all four teams. That'll unlock the solo characters and Extra (works in Easy modo too)

Since you don't have solo characters, do it with the Netherworld Team :D

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #122 on: March 30, 2012, 10:34:01 PM »
Beware, Touhou players!

If you are as unlucky as I am, it is possible to die to Nue's grid lasers in her survival's third phase, as they spawn.

Stupid prankster.

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #123 on: March 31, 2012, 03:41:03 AM »
I'm pretty sure that's not luck and the pattern of the grid is static.

But I could be remembering wrong as I haven't played UFO for a long time, and UFO Extra an even longer time.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #124 on: March 31, 2012, 03:50:09 AM »
I'm pretty sure that's not luck and the pattern of the grid is static.

But I could be remembering wrong as I haven't played UFO for a long time, and UFO Extra an even longer time.
But if you forget where the grid is, you *could* happen to stand right where one of the lasers spawn.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #125 on: March 31, 2012, 04:10:43 AM »
Considering the bottom middle is safe it's pretty easy to remember.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #126 on: March 31, 2012, 04:38:37 AM »
GOD DAMMIT RAN WHY DID YOU WRIGGLE KICK ME TWO RUNS IN A ROW

This is Midboss Ran, not Extra Ran. I'm not stupid enough to sit at the top of the screen. She Wriggle Kicked me twice in a row because I got the bright idea to start streaming up right before Midboss Ran. That's why it's in this thread and not the GPIPJWDPGHWOPGHAPGHAPGHAPGPAHJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thread.
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #127 on: March 31, 2012, 04:44:17 AM »
She Ran into you, huh.
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #128 on: March 31, 2012, 04:54:20 AM »
Considering the bottom middle is safe it's pretty easy to remember.
Just went and play UFO extra for fun.
Actually, there are lines before the laser spawn, no need to memorize anything.

Anyways, the reason I'm here is:
I died to Blue UFO... with Sanae B, by running up into a blue UFO. I don't even...... :colonveeplusalpha:

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #129 on: March 31, 2012, 06:47:35 AM »
10-1 in Double Spoiler.  I just could not get it through my head that the little red bullets are not stationary.  I died so many times just because I flew into a bullet because the path was clear while Tenshi was charging.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #130 on: March 31, 2012, 08:10:06 AM »
She Ran into you, huh.
 :persona:

No idea if I should feel bad, but I actually chuckled. I'm such a sucker for puns.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #131 on: March 31, 2012, 08:41:56 AM »
Reminds me of before when he said he "ran into Yukari." Since he left out the "I" at the beginning it was just "Ran into Yukari," and there are some interesting ways you can interpret that.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #132 on: March 31, 2012, 08:51:11 AM »
*Grazing Demarkation for more points because points -> lifes in EoSD

*Dies*

*Retries*

*Dies*

I don't know how I managed to derp like that once, let alone twice.


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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #133 on: March 31, 2012, 06:52:25 PM »
90 fps EoSD normal? Why not!

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #134 on: April 01, 2012, 07:56:27 AM »
I can pull off the safespot in Kaguya's fourth last spell rather consistently, no harm done with that. But the streaming after it is horrible. I die to it. Often.

And it should be the easy part aslkdjaldkgskdj

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #135 on: April 01, 2012, 10:02:58 PM »
I can pull off the safespot in Kaguya's fourth last spell rather consistently, no harm done with that. But the streaming after it is horrible. I die to it. Often.

Really

Getting out of the safespot is horrible for me

Also Fire Rat, Phantasmal Emperor, and Rainbow Danmaku grazing I hate all of you


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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #136 on: April 01, 2012, 10:15:40 PM »
nitori why did you kill me

the obvious solution is to headbutt you


that'll learn ya


Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #137 on: April 01, 2012, 11:30:24 PM »
So I just attempted Seamless Ceiling at 90FPS.  :V

Also I am completely sane. No, really.

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #138 on: April 02, 2012, 06:13:28 AM »
So I just attempted Seamless Ceiling at 90FPS.  :V

Does this mean 90 Fails Per Session by any chance?
Current Goals: Clear all games on hard with every shottype (or team, not all solos in IN)

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #139 on: April 02, 2012, 07:48:16 AM »
Really

Getting out of the safespot is horrible for me

Also Fire Rat, Phantasmal Emperor, and Rainbow Danmaku grazing I hate all of you
There was a reason for the post to be in the derp thread, eh.

Getting out of the safespot is indeed the hard part, and it needs quite a bit of practice until you get consistent at it.

Phantasmal Empeor? Whaat! What difficulty are you playing at? Also, what routes are you using for Fire Rat and Rainbow Danmaku?

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #140 on: April 02, 2012, 07:57:22 PM »
Accidentally triggered Suwako's invincibility bug halfway to the clear when going for the special challenge. It's annoying because I did not plan on timing out any nonspells.
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #141 on: April 02, 2012, 11:44:56 PM »
never heard of that bug

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #142 on: April 03, 2012, 12:12:10 AM »
never heard of that bug

I took the opportunity to demonstrate after failing in the stage. You can read about it on the wiki too.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #143 on: April 03, 2012, 12:34:02 AM »
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Phantasmal Empeor? Whaat! What difficulty are you playing at? Also, what routes are you using for Fire Rat and Rainbow Danmaku?

Phantasmal Emperor - http://www.replays.gensokyo.org/download.php?id=19979

Fire Rat - Right under Kaguya. I just need to get used to the "safespot".

Rainbow Danmaku - Grazing right above the familiars. Similar to st's strategy.

All easy modo.

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There was a reason for the post to be in the derp thread, eh.

Was just responding to your post, sorry if I went off topic.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #144 on: April 03, 2012, 12:36:02 AM »
*sobsobsob* ; ~ ; I died. Right at the end. Of the last wave. Of Reflowering. On Hard. When I had a bomb. It's just. My reaction timing. Wasn't. Fast. Enough. *sob*

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #145 on: April 03, 2012, 02:20:59 AM »
I died on Terrifying Hypnotism.

Shoot me now.
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #146 on: April 03, 2012, 02:41:14 AM »
I haven't touched EoSD in ages. Guess who forgot how to fight Sakuya and Remilia

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #147 on: April 04, 2012, 09:21:11 PM »
Seiga finally let me capture her last card on Lunatic!

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #148 on: April 04, 2012, 09:28:20 PM »
LET'S GIVE HER A HUG

Sounds like a paradox.  :V

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #149 on: April 04, 2012, 09:45:00 PM »
I.. I've just catched one of those random fast bullets on that fourth phase of Rumia midboss nonspell..
On normal mode :o
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