Byakuren Hijiri : Touhou Attorney

[Mr.Magic]

This is a work of fiction, it is not meant to offend anyone or cause dispute/debate,
any coincidences are purely unintentional. It is not meant to troll anyone in any way.
If anyone else has done this, i did not know so please don't blame me.


I love PW:AA, I love Touhou. This my way of doing both.
Please no rage or spam please, I don't want any trouble on this topic.

Opening

September 24, 11:34 PM
Palanquin, Bottom Deck


: Your time has come... give me what's mine!
? : What are you talking about? I don't have anything that belongs to you.
: Hmmm. But of course you do, don't you, Miss. Murasa.
Murasa : Get away from me!!!!!!
: NO! NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME WHAT SHOULD BE MINE!
*struggle*
: I see. This is how you want it, do you? Well I'll make sure it'll be a night to remember,
: If you survive...
*more struggle*
*SMACK!!!!*
: Goodbye, Miss Murasa.
Murasa : Unghhh.......


September 25, 7:32 AM
Palanquin, Bottom Deck


Police : Shou Tormaru, you are under arrest by Gensokyo's police for murder of Minamitsu Murasa.
Shou : What!? I didn't do it! You have to believe be!
Police : We'll leave that to your trial jury and judge to decide.
Shou : Why is this happening to ME???
Police : Someone tipped us off of a "crime of the decade", or something. We rushed to the scene, and here
Police : You are, with the dead body! Pretty open and shut, if i say so myself, which I DO.
Shou : I didn't do it! I didn't do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Police : Yeah, right. There is a MOUNTAIN of evidence pointing to YOU.
Shou : Where is it, then!?
Police : You'll find out in Gensokyo's courtroom.

*End of Opening*

[Failure McFailFace]

Ooo, nice. Although it does require some knowledge of Phoenix Wright... Which my brother is playing on his iPad.

Spoiler:

Just calling it here, Mokou is Phoenix  : P

[Mr.Magic]

Ooo, nice. Although it does require some knowledge of Phoenix Wright... Which my brother is playing on his iPad.

Spoiler:

Just calling it here, Mokou is Phoenix  : P

Sadly, she isn't.

[Failure McFailFace]

Sadly, she isn't.

Ahh. Oh well.

[Mr.Magic]

This is a work of fiction, it is not meant to offend anyone or cause dispute/debate,
any coincidences are purely unintentional. It is not meant to troll anyone in any way.
If anyone else has done this, i did not know so please don't blame me.


I love PW:AA, I love Touhou. This my way of doing both.
Please no rage or spam please, I don't want any trouble on this topic.

Day 1 ~ Investigation

September 25, 10:01 AM
Myouren Temple

*phone rings*
*leave a message, you stupid goon.*
*BEEP*

Shou : It's me, Byakuren! I've been taken into Police CUSTODY!! If you're here, please help me!
Shou : They say I murdered Murasa, but I didn't! Come now, please???

*BEEP*
*Message Recorded, September 25, 10:02 AM.*

September 25, 11:55 AM
Myouren Temple

Byakuren : Did you touch the phone, Nazrin? And where's Shou? And Murasa?
Byakuren : WHERE'S ANYONE?!!?

*Checks phone*

*which message would you like to play?*
*September 25, 10:02 AM*

Shou : It's me, Byakuren! I've been taken into Police CUSTODY!! If you're here, please help me!
Shou : They say I murdered Murasa, but I didn't! Come now, please???

*End of Message : September 25, 10:02 AM*
*BEEP*

Byakuren : Ohgodhogodohmygodwhyhwywhwywhwyohgodhogdogdohdogdoghogdohgodwhywhywhyahhhhhh!!!!

*Faints*

Nazrin : Wake up! Stop sleeping there! Hello???
Nazrin : Oh well, I guess that means more food for me!

September 25, 1:35 PM
Eintei

Reisen : Good, you're awake. We were starting to get VERY concerened.
Byakuren : Who are you? Where am I?
Reisen : You're in Eintei. Nazrin brought you here after you fainted.
Reisen : She says you were... lemme see here...

*rustles papers*

Reisen : Stupid papers... Ah! You experienced "mental trauma."
Reisen : My master says you should probably stay in bed for 3 days.
Byakuren : What? 3 DAYS? I can't wait that long! My friend needs me!
Reisen : Where is your friend??? Perhaps I can call her over.
Byakuren : Not really, see... she's at the Detention Center.
Reisen : Oh my!! Let me go see if master Eirin will let you go.

September 25, 2:20 PM
Eintei

Reisen : Bad news. Your trauma is too severe to... hey, where are you???
Reisen : Oooh, she left a note.

*I'm leaving for my friend.
thanks for the help*

Reisen : Oh. Tewi, would you mind telling master that she's gone? I have to attend to patients.
Tewi : Right on it!

September 25, 2:25 PM
Human Village, 7th Street

Byakuren : Which way is the detention center again?
: It's over on 11th Street, by the local cemetary.
Byakuren : Who are you? Hey, You're that godess up on Youkai Mountain!
Suwako : Yeah, I am. Don't tell anyone though. I'm just here to go get some groceries.
Suwako : Say, why do YOU want to go to the detention center?
Byakuren : I'm visiting a friend of mine, she went there for murder charges.
Suwako : Really??? See, we're not fully aware of things until the tengu comes with
Suwako : Her newspaper and the gossip goes all over the place.
Byakuren : Oh. Thanks!
Suwako : No problem!

September 25, 2:45 PM
Human Village, Detention Center

Guard : Over here, Miss.
Guard : Room 303.(Lol reference to turnabout sisters)
Byakuren : Shou!
Shou : Byakuren! Listen you gotta help me! No one will be my lawyer!
Byakuren : What? Why???
Shou : The case is too hard for them!
Byakuren : *six years of law school, don't fail me now!*
Byakuren : I'll.... Be.... your lawyer.
Shou : Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooo hooooo!!!!
Shou : Victory Streak!!
Byakuren : I'll go find evidence for the case, then. You stay here.
Shou : Can't go much elsewhere.

September 25, 2:48 PM
Palanquin, Bottom Deck

Miko : You can't enter the crime scene, Byakuren.
Byakuren : You?!!
Miko : Yes, I'm the prosecutor.
Byakuren : Great, just great.
Miko : Hah. Hahahahahahahah!!
Byakuren : I'm not leaving, Miko.
Miko : Then... Eat this!

*punch*

Byakuren : Owww......
Miko : Hahahahah!!! Goodbye you loser!
Byakuren : Isn't this illegal? Punching me and calling me a loser?
Byakuren : Besides, I'm her lawyer!
Miko : Really?

*punch*

Byakuren : Oww!!!! Stop that, Miko!
Byakuren : *hey, what's that over there? Look like a stick of some sort.*

*L-Shaped Stick added to Court Record*
*A stick that resembles an L. Looks like one of Nazrin's rods.*

Byakuren : *Better leave, she's going to punch me again if I don't go.*
Byakuren : Bye Miko, *cough* loser *cough*
Miko : Huh? What!?
Byakuren : Nothing!! Nothing at all!!
Miko : Leave please, we're investigating the scene. And for your pity,
Miko : Here is an autopsy report. GO NOW!!

*Autopsy of Minamitsu Murasa added to Court Record*
*Death Day : September 24, 11:35 PM, Cause of Death : Smacked with a blunt object. May have lived for awhile.*

Byakuren : *I'll go talk to Reimu. She was here on the murder day.*

September 25, 3:30 PM
Hakurei Shrine

Reimu : Huh? What was I doing on the Palanquin that day?
Reimu : I just went to talk to Murasa.
Byakuren : *How. How cryptic.*
Byakuren : That is really vague, Reimu. Can you give me details?
Reimu : No. End of Story.
Byakuren : Oh come on!! Not anything? What are you hiding!?
Reimu : Nothing! Nothing whatsoever!
Byakuren : I challenge you to a danmaku duel! If I win, you'll tell me everything you know!
Reimu : Okay. You're on!!

*One danmaku duel later*

Byakuren : I can't believe I lost!
Reimu : You should have known that I am awesome.
Byakuren : Sigh...
Byakuren : *What's that? A... metal triangle?*

*Metal Triangle added to Court Record*
*Engraved with : TBPWASTTS,CADAN! *

Byakuren : *That is some nice evidence. I'll think this over at Mystia's Noodle Place.*
Byakuren : *Where is that place?*
Reimu : What are you looking for?
Byakuren : I'm looking for Mystia's Noodle Place.
Reimu : Oh. It's in the Human Village, 6 1/2th Street. Weird right?

September 25, 3:55 PM
Mystia's Noodle Place

Suwako : Fancy meeting you again!
Byakuren : Oh, It's you! You eat here too?
Suwako : Yeah. Hey, I found this thing that fell out of the sky, just this morning while I was in the Village.
Suwako : You might need it.

*Remnats of Something added to Court Record*
*Looks like a bunch of wires. Wonder what they used to be for.*

Byakuren : *Hey, when IS the trial?*
Byakuren : *I'll check the record.*

*Checks paper*

Byakuren : 4 ------ 4:45? TODAY?! Jeez, this must be really serious.
Byakuren : Well, I better get to the trial. Bye Suwako!
Suwako : Bye!!

*End of Day 1 ~ Investigation*

[Mr.Magic]

Did A moderator just move my two posts together?

[Tengukami]

Yes. Take a look at the other threads in PSL. Notice that multiple parts of the same story are kept in the same thread. Please do the same. Thank you.

[Mr.Magic]

This is a work of fiction, it is not meant to offend anyone or cause dispute/debate,
any coincidences are purely unintentional. It is not meant to troll anyone in any way.
If anyone else has done this, i did not know so please don't blame me.


I love PW:AA, I love Touhou. This my way of doing both.
Please no rage or spam please, I don't want any trouble on this topic.

Day 1 ~ Trial

September 25, 4:50 PM
Makai, Courtroom Site No.1

Byakuren : Who's the judge?
Marisa : The GREAT and POWERFUL Marisa is the judge!!!! Yeahhhhhhh!
Byakuren : How. In. The. LOVE OF GOD ARE YOU THE JUDGE???
Marisa : Well, long story, this man came up to me and asked for a drink, right?
Marisa : I told him, I don't have a drink or anything, don't barter with me, then the man...

September 25, 5:10 PM
Makai, Courtroom Site No.1

Marisa : Then I went to Eintei and they said to get a warrant to search for a device,
Marisa : Then I went to the SDM for ....things,
Marisa : Remilia came and told me to go BACK to Eintei, get her a drink and then she would call Koakuma,
Marisa : So I went BACK to Eintei, it took really long because I lost my broom,
Marisa : And it took SOOOOO long to find it, it was in my house! Really weird right?
Marisa : So I went to call Remilia, tell her about my situation,
Marisa : I went to Suika's Bar and got drunk, I smashed a bottle on my head,
Marisa : Went BACK TO EINTEI AGAIN, got a headache, threw up on the carpet-
Everyone : SHUT UP??!!??
Marisa : *Sobs*

September 25, 5:15 PM
Makai, Courtroom Site No.1

Marisa : Court is now n session for the trial of Ms. Shou Tormaru.
Shou : I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!
Marisa : Yeah yeah, now be quiet and shut up.
Marisa : Would Miko do her opening statement now?
Miko : Okay.
Miko : On September 25, Shou Tormaru was found guilty of murder charges. I say that
Miko : She had : The means ; The opportunity ; and the motive!

*chatter*

Miko : First of all, the murder weapon was this anchor, a piece of it fell off the day of the murder.
Miko : But that is irrelevant to this. She used this to murder Murasa, obviously. It was found in a seperate room.

*Anchor added to Court Record*
*It's an anchor with a piece that fell off. That's pretty much it.*

Miko : Now, the means. This is not hard to achieve, due to the fact that
Miko : There are NO cameras on the Palanaquin. Pretty dumb, if you ask me.
Miko : Motive?    Reimu was at the Palanquin at the day of the murder, and she overheard an argument.
Miko : They were both really mad, it seems.

Byakuren : *Really??? I didn't know that!!*
Byakuren : Can the prosecution call Reimu Hakurei to the stand?
Miko : No.
Byakuren : What? WHY?!!?
Miko : Just no. Stop asking these questions!
Marisa : I don't know, this seems pretty supsicious to me as to why she was there. Unless she's busy, Reimu WILL be called.
Miko : She's um.....Busy?
Byakuren : OH COME ON! CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S LYING!???
Marisa : Hmm.... Are you?
Marisa : I'll remind you, you WILL be held in contempt of court, you know.
Miko : *Grunt*
Miko : Fine. But I'll need 10 Minutes to call her over.
Byakuren : Why?
Miko : Because I don't know where she is.
Reimu : I'm here, in the jury, you lollygager.
Miko : Oh. Well, I still have to prepare a testimony or her, so you may examine
Miko : My friend and decetive of the scene of the crime : Monobe no Futo.
Futo : Hello. I'll make this quick, okay? I'm busy.
Byakuren : What do you need to do?
Futo : Actually, I'm hungry. So here's a testimony :

*Testimony : The Scene Of The Crime*

1. At 11:30, Murasa was struck by Shou.
2. Shou was wearing a cape the day of the murder, making it hard to see who was inside. 
3. She struck here, on the head with an Anchor from the ship.
4. Then she left the scene.

*Testimony : The Scene Of The Crime*

Marisa : That does sound pretty supiscious for your client, Byakuren.
Marisa : Cross-examine her.

*Cross Examination : The Scene Of The Crime*

1. At 11:30, Murasa was struck by Shou.

Byakuren : Hold It! You're sure it wasn't anybody else?
Futo : No, because...

2. Shou was wearing a cape the day of the murder, making it hard to see who was inside.

Byakuren : Hold It! Someone else could hav taked the cape and used it! In fact,
Byakuren : Nazrin was wearing a cape on the day of the murder too!
Byakuren : She is just as guilty, unless you have any evidence to prove it was my client?
Miko : This is stupid! Why would Nazrin do something like that?
Byakuren : Can you rule out that chance?
Miko : No, not really. Witness, prepare a reason that claims HARD EVIDENCE.
Futo : Yes, ma'am!
Marisa : Okay, Miss. Monobe, you may begin your revised testimony.

*Testimony : Hard Evidence*

1. Shou was the only person who could have done it!
2. Nazrin may have been wearing a stupid purple cape or whatever,
3. But she probably took it off!
4. Then Shou smacked her!
5. That's MY hard evidence, Byakuren.

*Testimony : Hard Evidence*

Marisa : Well, that cleared things up!
Miko : *Grunt*
Futo : What?!!
Marisa : Cross-examine her. Again.

*Cross Examination : Hard Evidence

1. Shou was the only person who could have done it!
2. Nazrin may have been wearing a stupid purple cape or whatever,
3. But she probably took it off!

Byakuren : OBJECTION! How do you know the cape is purple? And how do you know she probably took it off?
Futo : Gah!
Byakuren : The only way you could know this is
Byakuren : If you came and spied on us!
*Chatter*
Marisa : Order!
Marisa : Futo, what is the meaning of this???
Marisa : You were spying on the defendant's house on the day of the murder?
Futo : No!
Byakuren : Then how do you know that cape was purple?
Futo : I um... Saw it before in the Human Village!
Byakuren : Yes, but you would have had to SEEN it to match it with the other cape!
Futo : Shoot!
Miko : This is pointless! What does this have to do with the case at hand?!!?
Marisa : Nothing, but this is interesting. The witness will explain why she was spying.
Futo : No! I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE!
*Runs away*
Futo : Never!!!!!!
Byakuren : What.
Miko : The.
Marisa : Nuts?
Marisa : Well then, is Miss. Hakurei ready?
Miko : Yes. The prosecution calls Reimu Hakurei to the stand.

Reimu : Why am I here?
Byakuren : To testify. About why you were there on the day of the murder.
Reimu : Oh. Yeah, okay!

*Testimony : Why I Was There*

1. I was there on buisness.

*Testimony : Why I Was There*

Byakuren : What. How is that a testimony??!!
Miko : It is. Now, cross-examine her and get on with it!
Marisa : HEY! I SAY THAT!

*Cross Examination : Why I Was There*

1. I was there on buisness.

Byakuren : Hold It! What "buisness"?
Reimu : Just wanted to talk to you.
Byakuren : Oh, well I was away at that time.
Reimu : Yeah, I know, Murasa told me.
Byakuren : Next question. When were you there?
Reimu : Well, first I came at 1 PM, then I came at 11:45 PM.
Byakuren : 11:45?  Did you notice anything?
Reimu : Yeah. I'll testify if you want.
Marisa : Testimony, please.

*Testimony : What I Saw*

1. I heard a person running outside.
2. I saw Murasa's room, open.
3. It was strange to do that in the night, so I went in.
4. I saw Murasa, dead on the floor.
5. The anchor was right beside her.
6. Shocked, I couldn't move.
7. I ran away and pretended nothing ever happened.
8. Good riddance.

*Testimony : What I Saw*

Marisa : Okay.

*Cross Examination : What I Saw*

1. I heard someone running outside.
2. I saw Murasa's room, open.
3. It was strange to do that in the night, so I went in.

Byakuren : Hold It! You just went in? Without knocking?
Reimu : Maybe. I'm not telling you.

4. I saw Murasa, dead on the floor.
5. The anchor was right beside her.

Byakuren : OBJECTION! What you just said makes no logical sense.
Reimu : What?
Byakuren : The murder weapon was in A SEPERATE ROOM!
Reimu : Ahhhh! I didn't know that!
Byakuren : Yes you did! The only way this would make sense is if YOU moved the murder weapon!
*Chatter*
Marisa : Order!!!!!!
Marisa : Reimu, what's the meaning of this?
Reimu : Okay, mayyybe I moved it, but that dosen't mean I killed her!
Byakuren : We know, but why would you do that?
Reimu : I... I don't know! I PANICKED, OKAY!?
Byakuren : And, you way as well come clean, because you're already going
Byakuren :  to jail for tampering with the Crime Scene!
Reimu : I moved it because I thought that if I did that, this wouldn't have happened.
Reimu : Obviously, they would have a court and a jury,
Reimu : So I tried to make it so it never happened.
Marisa : I've heard enough.
Marisa : Court is ajourned for now.
Miko : OH COME ON!

End of Day 1 ~ Trial

[Failure McFailFace]

I've only really read the OP and skimmed through the rest, but this would be a cool idea for a forum game in Rumia's Party Games.

Give info, where a player would have to interact in a real Phoenix Wright game as a poll link, rinse and repeat.

[Mr.Magic]

I've only really read the OP and skimmed through the rest, but this would be a cool idea for a forum game in Rumia's Party Games.

Give info, where a player would have to interact in a real Phoenix Wright game as a poll link, rinse and repeat.

That's a pretty good Idea! You can try that, if you want to.

[Mr.Magic]

I can't continue this series due to lack of time, so I want YOU to improvise and I want YOU to make a finale.