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Mao does not tolerate the People's Will being ignored
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Cheap imitation. :smug:
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What?
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Yeah you're right, Zeon was a cheap imitation of imperial Russia.
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Well alright then.
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goddammit edible
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What?
Edible's the one that namechanged us, you ask him. I just wish he gave me an appropriate avatar :|
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Cirno's Perfect Subjugation to Comunism?
No wait, Cirno's Perfect Maoist Commune.
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Heh.
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Edible's the one that namechanged us, you ask him. I just wish he gave me an appropriate avatar :|
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Goddammit
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I don't even know what's going on anymore. B)
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Nice word play
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Signing up for the KGB. I'm already watching everyone anyway :]
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Marxist? But but
The admin is maoist
:(
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Cheap imitation. :smug:
I didn't realize until after the fact that you and a few others appear to be doing this gag already, haha. D:
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And we are now open for business.
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Communism, ho!
/me spitdrink
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I didn't realize until after the fact that you and a few others appear to be doing this gag already, haha. D:
Ah, don't worry, I'll find something else. Thinking up histouhorical names is not that difficult.
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Goddamnit Shim :V
Ah, don't worry, I'll find something else. Thinking up histouhorical names is not that difficult.
Ghengis Iryan :]
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And we are now open for business.
I already got that gag on the CPMC title
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Ghengis Iryan :]
Chengis Kahnbyou is old.
As is Lenin White, Ayatollah Komeiji, Maribel Ahmadinejad, etc.
I have something else in mind.
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I already got that gag on the CPMC title
gdi TSO
/me begins plans for the revolution
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I think that Cirno needs to step down for a time. (http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/8329/sampleb96a9d7a0e1ba480d.jpg)
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Is this related to that commie thread in Renko's?
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This thread needs more balance.
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I am surrounded by the scent of bitches...
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Oh my god I love this theme so much.
Wait, do I have to speak in heavily accented Cuban Spanish for the duration until the Revolution is complete?
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Fidel Castruro and ?ssolini are perfect names.
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Interesting, but I don't see how I could contribute. :(
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Oh my god I love this theme so much.
Wait, do I have to speak in heavily accented Cuban Spanish for the duration until the Revolution is complete?
Yes. And put on a veil, whore.
Also get me some bones, my teeth feel a bit dirty.
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Heretics!
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Well, I tried.
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Interesting, but I don't see how I could contribute. :(
Easy:
Rename yourself to "Gen Double-Ji Bush". The mods need a capitalist to fight against.
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Heretics!
I laughed aloud at this one.
How about Lenintendonut888? Or nintenduvalier888?
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Oh my god I love this theme so much.
Wait, do I have to speak in heavily accented Cuban Spanish for the duration until the Revolution is complete?
Yes, yes, and yes.
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my name is immune to your communist puns
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ATTENTION
TUESDAY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
IN ITS PLACE, WE SHALL NOW HAVE PURVDAY.
THAT IS ALL.
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my name is immune to your communist puns
That is what the Russian aristrocracy thought before it was brought down. Actually, wait a minute...
Nicholas Ryuumanov?!
BRING ME THE GUILLOTINE!
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is this the right Mao? (http://puu.sh/pic)
...w-wait a second
BUT I LIKE TUESDAY ;_;
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Felicidades. Ahora hemos convertido Purvis en un monstruo del comunismo. Quien dijo que esto seria una buena idea, ?otra vez? BV
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You can have Tuesday as long as I get the whole month of July to myself.
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ATTENTION
WEDNESDAY HAS BEEN REMOVED. DO NOT ASK WHERE IT HAS GONE.
IN ITS PLACE, WE SHALL NOW HAVE PURVMOMDAY.
THAT IS ALL.
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Felicidades. Ahora hemos convertido Purvis en un monstruo del comunismo. Quien dijo que esto seria una buena idea, ?otra vez? BV
No me mire. Es la culpa de ?l.
(I hope I didn't forget everything I knew about Spanish)
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I have no idea what is happening. But we need the Wall! And Socialism is the best thing ever!
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?Como pueden pensar ustedes de repartir el bot?n de guerra tan r?pido? ?Tenemos una revoluci?n que completar! ?O son traidores a los principios del socialismo?
Oh, y necesitamos un Hugo Ch?vez.
And don't worry, rdj, you did just fine. It's "no me mires", but that's a relatively minor error.
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Oh? Sorry, I thought I heard something, but it just turned out to be the ineffectual bawling of children.
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Felicidades. Ahora hemos convertido Purvis en un monstruo del comunismo. Quien dijo que esto seria una buena idea, ?otra vez? BV
?Excelente! Pero...
?No reconoces justici? de pleba personificada?
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?Como pueden pensar ustedes de repartir el bot?n de guerra tan r?pido? ?Tenemos una revoluci?n que completar! ?O son traidores a los principios del socialismo?
?Puedo recomendar ...
la guillotina?
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ATTENTION
LIP SYNCHING HAS BEEN DEEMED AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE STATE AND IS HENCEFORTH BANNED.
LIP SYNCHERS SHALL BE THROWN TO LUMBER_OF_THE_BEAST.
THAT IS ALL.
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Oh? Sorry, I thought I heard something, but it just turned out to be the ineffectual bawling of children.
Quiet, you, your time in the sun has come and gone. This is a new age of prosperity, not a return to the dark ages!
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I knew this day was coming :ohdear:
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Regardless of what you all think, I bow down to our new Jewish Bolshevik overlords.
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##Join: Spetsnaz
So, when do we start building massive unstable nuclear power plants and misterious laboratories to test whatever the hell we feel like? :3
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ATTENTION
LIP SYNCHING HAS BEEN DEEMED AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE STATE AND IS HENCEFORTH BANNED.
LIP SYNCHERS SHALL BE THROWN TO LUMBER_OF_THE_BEAST.
THAT IS ALL.
/me revs up the chainsaws
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I'm sorry, I'd say something but I have a splitting headache.
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hi tso i like your avatar
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is this the right Mao? (http://puu.sh/pic)
...w-wait a second
BUT I LIKE TUESDAY ;_;
This Mao (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3260/2728129591_c35a54c2b1_o.jpg)
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Just you wait until Purvis has a new Bible written up about his magical powers.
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ATTENTION
WEDNESDAY HAS BEEN REMOVED. DO NOT ASK WHERE IT HAS GONE.
IN ITS PLACE, WE SHALL NOW HAVE PURVMOMDAY.
THAT IS ALL.
Wait, when did this site become Maidens of TurKmenistan?
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Quiet, you, your time in the sun has come and gone. This is a new age of prosperity, not a return to the dark ages!
Foolish child, don't you know I'm the only one who has God on their side!?
I'm sorry, I'd say something but I have a splitting headache.
Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arN7OXjHDEY)
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Man, Frida is quite the hostess.
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT ALL REFERENCES TO [EIRIN'S CHEST] MUST BE CONTAINED WITHIN SQUARE BRACKETS. THIS IS ONLY REQUIRED FOR REFERENCES TO EIRIN.
THOSE FOUND VIOLATING THIS PRINCIPAL SHALL BE BEATEN WITH DOGS.
THAT IS ALL.
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I find that perfectly acceptable in all circumstances.
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT ALL REFERENCES TO [EIRIN'S CHEST] MUST BE CONTAINED WITHIN SQUARE BRACKETS. THIS IS ONLY REQUIRED FOR REFERENCES TO EIRIN.
THOSE FOUND VIOLATING THIS PRINCIPAL SHALL BE BEATEN WITH DOGS.
THAT IS ALL.
Does this include all parts of [her chest]?
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Those poor dogs geso :ohdear:
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This thread will be more fun to read via mobile phone, I predict, where font sizes are stripped.
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Does this include all parts of her chest?
I DON'T SEE ANY BRACKETS, MISTER >:I
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Does this include all parts of [her chest]?
No veo espacio de mala interpetaci?n en su declaraci?n.
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I DON'T SEE ANY BRACKETS, MISTER >:I
Fixed.
Phew.
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Can you guillotine somebody with a puppy? :/
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Can you guillotine somebody with a puppy? :/
If the puppy was metallic and sharp, I suppose so.
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Does this include all parts of [her chest]?
ATTENTION.
YES.
IT IS THE HOPE OF THE NATION THAT WILL BECOME SHORTHAND FOR REFERENCES TO [EIRIN'S CHEST].
THAT IS ALL.
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If the puppy was metallic and sharp, I suppose so.
Alternatively, you could draw a puppy on the guillotine blade.
It would be the cutest thing ever <3
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ATTENTION.
YES.
IT IS THE HOPE OF THE NATION THAT WILL BECOME SHORTHAND FOR REFERENCES TO [EIRIN'S CHEST].
THAT IS ALL.
Boy, [Elrin's Xiphoid process] sure is sexy.
Alternatively, you could draw a puppy on the guillotine blade.
It would be the cutest thing ever <3
followed closely by a kitten engraved onto a Judas Cradle.
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I propose that we overthrow Purvis for the good of CPMC.
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I should stop going to work and just let the weird things on MotK happen.
Also, China is communist and therefore China is communist.
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Hellow communist rulers.
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I was going to make a joke about being the Marxest, but I can't seem to set up the punchline.
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ATTENTION
IT IS REVEALED THAT LIFE BEGINS AT FIFTY. HENCEFORTH, ALL CHILDREN SHALL BE LISTED AS FIFTY YEARS OLD AT BIRTH, AND ALL WHO HAVE BEEN BORN SHALL ADD FIFTY YEARS TO THEIR AGE.
THAT IS ALL.
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I am not 70 dammit :<
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Happy 74th birthday, Arashi? :ohdear:
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Also, China is communist and therefore China is communist.
I like this line of thought.
Also, a shout-out for Kilga's new name.
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That means that I am approximately 224 (225 on Feb) years old
-Reika
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This is amazing :o
EDIT: In other news, does that mean...
Fuck, off by a year! :(
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Oh jebus who gave Purvis the megaphone :ohdear:
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I am not 70 dammit :<
?Ahora eres hasta M?S viejo que antes! ?Jajajajajaja!
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I know enough Spanish to understand what that said. Why do you gotta be like that :(
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I'm not sure what to think about this, so I'll let you, the government, do it for me.
I put my trust in your judgment.
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I know enough Spanish to understand what that said. Why do you gotta be like that :(
Abandonaste los principios del socialismo. Esto es? justicia divina. 8)
Also, Trotsky, how's that socialism-in-all-countries thing workin' out for ya? I hear Mexico's a really nice place in the summertime.
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I know enough Spanish to understand what that said. Why do you gotta be like that :(
Avatar surprisingly fitting, etc. :V
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Trotsky, how's that socialism-in-all-countries thing workin' out for ya?
I'm not Trotsky, but shall answer anyway. It is working out great over here in the German Democratic Republic. Our people can now afford cars, and will only have to wait ten years to get them. And if we are lucky, we might have bananas someday as well.
Nothing can stop Socialism!
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ATTENTION
IT IS KNOWN THAT THE DROPPED TOAST SHALL LAND BUTTER SIDE DOWN. HENCEFORTH ALL BUTTER IS BANNED.
THOSE FOUND POSSESSING BUTTER SHALL BE HUNG UPSIDE DOWN FOR NO LESS THAN THREE MONTHS.
THAT IS ALL.
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*butter falls down from closet* damn! Well, I always hang upside down anyways so....
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Butter is but the child's pacifier. I butter my bread with the souls of lesser men.
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?Ahora eres hasta M?S viejo que antes! ?Jajajajajaja!
Ayyy dios mio!!!
Bueno, hablas el idioma de el amor. Con gusto sere parte de su revolucion socialista!
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ATTENTION
IT IS KNOWN THAT THE DROPPED TOAST SHALL LAND BUTTER SIDE DOWN. HENCEFORTH ALL BUTTER IS BANNED.
THOSE FOUND POSSESSING BUTTER SHALL BE HUNG UPSIDE DOWN FOR NO LESS THAN THREE MONTHS.
THAT IS ALL.
?y la margarina?
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Avatar surprisingly fitting, etc. :V
\o/
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?y la margarina?
ATTENTION
THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE RECOGNIZED BETWEEN THE TWO.
THAT IS ALL.
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\o/
:V
Also margerine is fine, etc.
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I am axman Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his post? "No!" says the man in TARC, "It belongs to ZUN." "No!" says the man in DSL, "It belongs to the Idiot Heirarchy." "No!" says the man in CPMC, "It belongs to everyone." I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... RaMEA. A board where the artist++++ would not fear the censor, where the mascot would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Spechul Member would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your post, RaMEA can become your city as well.
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I am axman Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his post? "No!" says the man in TARC, "It belongs to ZUN." "No!" says the man in DSL, "It belongs to the Idiot Heirarchy." "No!" says the man in CPMC, "It belongs to everyone." I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... RaMEA. A board where the artist++++ would not fear the censor, where the mascot would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Spechul Member would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your post, RaMEA can become your city as well.
Oh god I love you
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I am axman Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his post? "No!" says the man in TARC, "It belongs to ZUN." "No!" says the man in DSL, "It belongs to the Idiot Heirarchy." "No!" says the man in CPMC, "It belongs to everyone." I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... RaMEA. A board where the artist++++ would not fear the censor, where the mascot would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Spechul Member would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your post, RaMEA can become your city as well.
I have foreseen these events, and I foresee your future as well. It does not bode well.
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I can't help but notice all the green usernames. GREEN LIKE CAPITALISM.
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/me suffers from incompatibility issues
/me explodes
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In Soviet Russia, TSO bans you!
...wait...
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I can't help but notice all the green usernames. GREEN LIKE CAPITALISM.
All part of the master plan. We shall undermine the system from within, and show them the error of their ways. >:D
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Who needs butter when you've got GUNS.
AND WITH GUNS YOU CAN STAGE SHOW TRIALS FIGHT CAPITALISTS
Also, Eirin's Chest.
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can we use [Eirin's Chest] as a substitute?
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Who needs butter when you've got GUNS.
AND WITH GUNS YOU CAN STAGE SHOW TRIALS FIGHT CAPITALISTS
Also, Eirin's Chest.
/me sends you off to Lumber_of_the_Beast to beaten with dogs.
can we use [Eirin's Chest] as a substitute?
ATTENTION
YOU MAY DO THIS, BUT GOOD LUCK IN PROCURING SUCH.
FURTHERMORE: DECEMBER IS NOW AN UNMONTH. HENCEFORTH WE SHALL OBSERVE THE MONTH OF SAPZ.
THAT IS ALL.
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This.
Is the best month.
Ever.
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I approve of this change.
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This.
Is the best month.
Ever.
What he said.
Except for all the bees. :ohdear:
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Except for all the bees. :ohdear:
oh son of ARAAERRRRRRGGGHHHHFFFFGGGAAAAHHHGHGHGHHFHFFFFFFF
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What he said.
Except for all the bees. :ohdear:
Oh god NOT THE BEES
NOT THE BEES
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Of course December had to become an unmonth.
You can't have such a heretical holiday like CHRISTMAS in a COMMUNIST COUNTRY!
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Ow, my peepers. ;___;
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There, now it is a glorious revolutionary color
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ATTENTION!
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT OVERTYPING THE LETTER U IS A PROBLEMATIC AFFAIR.
THERE WILL BE NO DECREE TO ENFORCE ANY BAN OF THIS LETTER. BUT WE WILL BE WATCHING.
THAT IS ALL.
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Oh shit IT'S ALL RED
GOD, THE RED! THE RED!!!!
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This new skin is a might bit red. My eyes have not witnessed such vibrant color in a while.
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Oh shit IT'S ALL RED
GOD, THE RED! THE RED!!!!
NO
NOT "THAT" RED
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I am axman Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his post? "No!" says the man in TARC, "It belongs to ZUN." "No!" says the man in DSL, "It belongs to the Idiot Heirarchy." "No!" says the man in CPMC, "It belongs to everyone." I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... RaMEA. A board where the artist++++ would not fear the censor, where the mascot would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Spechul Member would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your post, RaMEA can become your city as well.
All hail our new charismatic leader-san!
There, now it is a glorious revolutionary color
Pretty much my opinion on this matter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMkrk2MJYrg&feature=related)
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SO MUCH BLOOD
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SO MUCH BLOOD
Isn't it delightful? :*
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This new color scheme is making me hungry.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3nbNj_s7xw
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GIRLS ARE OVERTHROWING
PLEASE WAIT WARMLY
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IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT OVERTYPING THE LETTER U IS A PROBLEMATIC AFFAIR.
THERE WILL BE NO DECREE TO ENFORCE ANY BAN OF THIS LETTER. BUT WE WILL BE WATCHING.
THAT IS ALL.
? is a cool censor bypass for this
NO
NOT "THAT" RED
?natic Red?
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GIRLS ARE OVERTHROWING
PLEASE WAIT WARMLY
i'm lovin it
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? is a cool censor bypass for this
Or maybe n.
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I'm now reminded of this. (http://sovietgamefaqs.ytmnd.com/)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3nbNj_s7xw
This guy is the best Youtuber
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MY EYES!!
JESUS CHRIST THIS COLOR PALETTE.
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COMMUUUUNIIISMMMMMM
EXTREEEEEEEMEEEEEEE
COMMUUUUNIIISMMMMMM
EXTREEEEEEEMEEEEEEE
YEEEAAAAHHHH
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MY EYES!!
JESUS CHRIST THIS COLOR PALETTE.
You are inspired onto victory, know?
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Isn't it delightful? :*
Yes.
On this note, the topic summary in the reply page is delicious right now.
EDIT: SWEET MOTHERLAND IT GETS REDDER EVERY SECOND
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Esta combinaci?n de colores es preciosa~
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This is so much easier on the eyes than that white background~
Esta combinaci?n de colores es preciosa~
You said it. :3
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The fact that I've been playing s.t.a.l.k.e.r. all day makes this event just perfect :*
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Could anyone choose a better palette than this? I mean, the harsh color is so satisfactory and so awesome is burning my eyes for goodness. I love you guys~ :* Oh god, it seems even more redder than usual.
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Dear god, I could hardly see the topics, couldn't he use less bright colours? Or at least contrasting colours...
Edit: Oh wait, it changed while I was replying...the red is still annoying thou, but I can tolerate it...What brought this on anyway?
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Dear god, I could hardly see the topics, couldn't he use less bright colours? Or at least contrasting colours...
ARE YOU IMPLYING THE COLORS OF THE REVOLUTION ARE NOT SATISFACTORY?
I'LL TELL ON YOU TO PURVIS
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共产主义是如此可爱！！
哈哈哈哈，谷歌翻译。
COMMUNISM-CHAN DESU~~ I AM NOT WEEABOO~! ^_^
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This isn't a signature, it's a revolution.
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共产主义是如此可爱！！
哈哈哈哈，谷歌翻译。
COMMUNISM-CHAN DESU~~ I AM NOT WEEABOO~! ^_^
Шееабоо :smug:
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gee, communism sure is ugly
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ARE YOU IMPLYING THE COLORS OF THE REVOLUTION ARE NOT SATISFACTORY?
The colors still suck as anything white is now blank... Yeah.
gee, communism sure is ugly
Sure is. Red and yellow never works out.
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national sport (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_qMpoKh3pU)
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Шееабоо :smug:
Russian font is best
de ҁeѕо
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GLORIOUS
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I wonder why red was chosen for communism...
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I wonder why red was chosen for communism...
Because red is dominant and very...sharp.
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http://i53.tinypic.com/14uj2mf.jpg
RISE UP! WE MUST STEM THE RED TIDE.
<Trotskykami> Read up our Rules board or be sent to the gulag!
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While I appreciate that Ruro is the blood, this...HURTS.
Like.
We're talking LR levels of ohgodmyeyes here.
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TURN UP THE HEAT!!!
*sliding squeak*
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:<
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:capitalistrant:
THAT'S JUST THE PASSIONATE IDEALS BURNING INTO YOUR HEART
ALSO COMMUNISTS SCREAM AND WRITE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME
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:3
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THAT'S JUST THE PASSIONATE IDEALS BURNING INTO YOUR HEART
ALSO COMMUNISTS SCREAM AND WRITE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME
DON'T DO STEREOTYPES HAKUREI! THEY DON'T SCREAM AND WRITE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME. THEY ARE ALSO HYPOCRITES TOO
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WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK DID YOU DO
MY FUCKING EYES
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In Soviet RussiaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMYEYES
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA
FORUM LOOKS AT YOU!
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COMMUNIST PIGS...wait that's not how it goes...
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It is no different than going to your favorite fast food restaurant.
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/red-dawn-mcdonalds.jpg)
Just with armed guards.
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Aren't there supposed to be dictator like control or am I have to spout communist "lies" to get that?
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT THAT WHICH COMES BETWEEN THE EYES AND THE AIR IS AN ABOMINATION.
CONTACT LENSES ARE NOW BANNED. ANYONE CAUGHT WEARING CONTACT LENSES SHALL BE SUBJECTED TO FIVE WEEKS OF SALAD DRESSING TORTURE. IT IS LIKE WATER TORTURE, BUT WORSE.
THAT IS ALL.
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You Fiend! Revolution, Revolution! Down to the tyrant!
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Japan needs more communism!
MAKE IT SO
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talk a bout a militarist invasion.
heil?
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talk a bout a militarist invasion.
heil?
The aristocracy was overthrown in a glorious worker revolution, and now the People have earned their Republic.
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heil?
That's the other one. It sucked.
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A republic ruled by former capitalists?! UNTHINKABLE.
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If the rest of Marxism is like forums flooded with cute anime guy avatars, I am so down with it.
<Arashi> That was me. Knock yourself out. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokimeki_Memorial_Girl%27s_Side)
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I guess I'll get in on this.
SENATVS POPVLVSQVE ROMANVS
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT THAT WHICH COMES BETWEEN THE EYES AND THE AIR IS AN ABOMINATION.
CONTACT LENSES ARE NOW BANNED. ANYONE CAUGHT WEARING CONTACT LENSES SHALL BE SUBJECTED TO FIVE WEEKS OF SALAD DRESSING TORTURE. IT IS LIKE WATER TORTURE, BUT WORSE.
THAT IS ALL.
/me imagines waterboarding with salad dressing, whimpers
Oh well. At least I wear glasses. :smug:
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I leave this nation for 2 days, and upon my return...
What have you done :ohdear:
Oh well, If I can't beat 'em, join 'em. Sign me up! :V
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What happens if you blink?
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This is what will happen if the commies win. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwQHOpNufs) (< link)
STAND WITH ME! WE WILL FIGHT THE NEW ORDER! BACK TO BLUE AND WHITE!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Brother and Sister! Stand up and fight with me against this red abomination! Together we shall topple them!!!!
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Sorry about that, fixed the links so they're more obvious. :L
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This is what will happen if the commies win. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwQHOpNufs) (< link)
STAND WITH ME! WE WILL FIGHT THE NEW ORDER! BACK TO BLUE AND WHITE!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
freedom is overrated. better red than eye blinding white!!
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EYE-BURSTING RED
FUCK YES
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT CITRUS SODA IS HEALTHY AND PROPER FOR A MEMBER OF THIS GREAT NATION.
CITRUS SODA IS NOW MANDATORY.
THAT IS ALL.
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT CITRUS SODA IS HEALTHY AND PROPER FOR A MEMBER OF THIS GREAT NATION.
CITRUS SODA IS NOW MANDATORY.
THAT IS ALL.
BUT I HATE CITRUS SODA! DOWN WITH COMMUNISM! UP WITH FREEDOM!
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You mean like the orange soda that had me bouncing-off-the-walls hyper on Monday?
I can live with this.
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WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?
matsuri beat me to it but I decided to post anyway :<
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I hope by soda you really mean MOUNTAIN DEW
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WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?
I DO
I DO
I DO IDOIDOIDOOO~OOOH
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This will work.
(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/7913/photosb.jpg)
RED CITRUS IS BEST CITRUS.
Seriously though I haven't drunk/drank any soda in a long time. But all of you must sacrifice your precious orange soda in favor of your beloved red color, POMEGRANATE FLAVOR.
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How has this not been posted yet, comrades? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8)
ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS BOB THE CAT
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT CITRUS SODA IS HEALTHY AND PROPER FOR A MEMBER OF THIS GREAT NATION.
CITRUS SODA IS NOW MANDATORY.
THAT IS ALL.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leninade
Let's get hammered and sickled!
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Holy shit what the fuck happened?
Where's Lenin?
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The revolution happened
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My my, and you didn't inform me then? :3
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For a second there, I thought CCCP has its own forum (colour scheme and all).
Unless...
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How has this not been posted yet, comrades? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8)
>Complete history
>Goes from Stalin to Gorbachev
THIS IS WHAT AMERICAN AUTHORITARIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.
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How has this not been posted yet, comrades? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8)
ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS BOB THE CAT
Hmm. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaRfwu_kdoY)
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"Murderer was found dead lying on red square in a pool of his own blood"
-"In Soviet Russia..."
*shades*
-"...victim murders you"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ATTENTION
SOCKS HAVE BEEN DEEMED UNFITTING FOR A CITIZEN OF CPMC. SOCKS ARE NOW BANNED. ANYONE CAUGHT WITH SOCKS IN THEIR POSSESSION SHALL BE THROWN INTO A PIT AND BURIED IN CONFISCATED SOCKS
THAT IS ALL.
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Oh god I can't tell if this is meant to challenge Pesco, or just all part of his plan...
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(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8080/500pxhammerandsicklesvg.png)
за Родину!
I'm digging the red & yellow. I think it looks great.
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?Mis ojos han sido cautivados por la gloria roja del socialismo!
:<
?Estas satisfecho? (http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Per?n)
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Oh, y tambi?n se me ocurre que esto (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,7509.0.html) es mucho mas divertido ahora que hemos visto la luz de la revoluci?n de los labradores.
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Labradors are for the people, bitch.
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Labradors are for the people, bitch.
Los labradores son las personas.
:smug:
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Se voc? diz :V
Essa coisa do espanhol de ficar trocando v e b me confunde.
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Labradors are for the people, bitch.
And some of them even ARE the bitch
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oh bby how did I not notice that :getdown:
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oh bby how did I not notice that :getdown:
:] :D :] :D :] :D
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In Soviet Russia, NaNoWriMo Writes Your Novels!
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ATTENTION
IT IS REVEALED THAT JUGGLING PREVENTS THE CITIZENS OF CPMC FROM DOING THINGS REQUIRED OF THEM. HENCEFORTH JUGGLING IS BANNED. ANYONE FOUND TO BE JUGGLING WILL BE VOLUNTEERED FOR ASSISTING FIRST YEAR DENTAL STUDENTS AT GLORIOUS ACADEMY.
THAT IS ALL.
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Free root canals for everyone!
Don't you just love this country?
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Free root canals for everyone!
Don't you just love this country?
For what? Having no choice and little freedom. I'll pass.
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For what? Having no choice and little freedom. I'll pass.
Fool! Humans are too naive and weak to fend for themselves! Let Big Brother handle everything!
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Fool! Humans are too naive and weak to fend for themselves! Let Big Brother handle everything!
No way Jose! I will not let this forum go down like North Korea! Where Big Brother does everything. NEVER!
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No way Jose! I will not let this forum go down like North Korea! Where Big Brother does everything. NEVER!
Then you shall be sent to the Recovery District until you awaken to your true potential!
Together, we shall all conquer the Interwebs and take control of other boards! To do this, we need the cooperation of all out Brothers and Sisters!
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Then you shall be sent to the Recovery District until you awaken to your true potential!
Together, we shall all conquer the Interwebs and take control of other boards! To do this, we need the cooperation of all out Brothers and Sisters!
I'll never do it! NEVER! Unless you pay me.
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REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!
(http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac242/AsianWarriorS/Touhou/Charge.png)
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For a revolution, we must need shinki! We must! Oh and Shikieiki too. TO JUDGE THE PEOPLE WHO WRONGED!
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Oh god I can't tell if this is meant to challenge Pesco, or just all part of his plan...
Because RPG is the most capitalist area of the forum.
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ATTENTION
THERE IS NO PLUTO.
THAT IS ALL.
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ATTENTION
THERE IS NO PLUTO.
THAT IS ALL.
That has been established captian obvious.
OH MY GOD THERE'S AN AXE IN MY HEAD!
[purvis]Whups. Looks like revolutionaries, in their infinite lack of wisdom, are also klutzes.
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What the heck?! You hijackers!
<Axryan> Ahh you have already realized that your post did not merely crash, but was hijacked. Forced down... but it goes well beyond just that.
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Oh, I see the children are still at play. While it is amusing to watch you all babble on and on so ineffectually, one day I shall have enough of this nonsense and rise again.
And then you'll see. Then you'll all see. Eheheh... Enjoy your time in the sun whilst you can, children!
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Why me? Damn it. I didn't even call war yet!
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Oh, I see the children are still at play. While it is amusing to watch you all babble on and on so ineffectually, one day I shall have enough of this nonsense and rise again.
And then you'll see. Then you'll all see. Eheheh... Enjoy your time in the sun whilst you can, children!
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over your minister of family (or whatever she is) dickering with a feminist leader over who is the black eye to the feminist movement.
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*Cadputin tosses Yamame a life stone.*
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WTF is Mao TSO-Tung? I only know Mao Ze-Dong. Damn westerners bastardizing my Beloved Chairman's name.
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ANNOUNCEMENT
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT IT IS TIME FOR BED. THIS SHALL BE ENFORCED FOR THE NATION VIA BRUTE SQUAD.
THAT IS ALL.
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I so wouldn't follow that. I never fall asleep anyways~
[purvis]This post has been visited by Fezzik.
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DAMN IT PERVIS!
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ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS BOB THE CAT
Cats are heretical and selfish, therefore un-pets. The only pets worthy of communism are Sponges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ).
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ANNOUNCEMENT
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT IT IS TIME FOR BED.]
But but that's only about 15 minutes before I woke up ohnoes I hope it's not off to the Gulag with me :ohdear:
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Oh hey, I just realized: Turkmenistan isn't communist. We have an IMPOSTER in our midst!
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FURTHERMORE: DECEMBER IS NOW AN UNMONTH. HENCEFORTH WE SHALL OBSERVE THE MONTH OF SAPZ.
THAT IS ALL.
Most excellent.
What he said.
Except for all the bees. :ohdear:
Regarding bees: there is nothing wrong with them, as they are merely humble agents of the people. If you are stung, it is because you have been deemed a filthy capitalist. Reflect on your actions, and you may yet be granted the glorious workers' honey!
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But but that's only about 15 minutes before I woke up ohnoes I hope it's not off to the Gulag with me :ohdear:
They didn't say anything about sleeping, though, so they just want us to spend the whole day in bed being lazy... enjoy your party-mandated day off! (Today happens to be a bank holiday in some countries too)
Mind, it's not like you could sleep anyway with those loudspeakers trumpeting up announcements every two minutes... "Who is the boss of you? Me! I am the boss of you! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU!"
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Cats are heretical and selfish, therefore un-pets. The only pets worthy of communism are Sponges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ).
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2938/bobampersand.png)
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Oh hey, I just realized: Turkmenistan isn't communist. We have an IMPOSTER in our midst!
Is IMPOSTER like UNPOSTER? :? or is it a poster with IM?
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Did I miss anything?
I hope the overlord does not make me go to the Mei You Min Zhu Main Correctional Facility for my utter failure to comply with the law of punctuality.
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Yes, I am for socialism! Yes, I am for the workers!
To make the will of the workers heard and promote socialism in this nation of mine, I will found the National Socialist German Workers' Party!
What could possibly go wrong?
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I SUPPORT EVERY ANNOUNCEMENT FROM OUR GLORIOUS LEADERS
WITH MY FISTS
/me grabs Triangles, hauls her off to the gulag for the crime of not going to bed at the proper time
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Y'know, I was kinda tempted to put Nazi Koishi to go against all this, but then I worry about accidentally offending certain people here :ohdear:
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Wise move.
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Y'know, I was kinda tempted to put Nazi Koishi to go against all this, but then I worry about accidentally offending certain people here :ohdear:
I never understood those pictures.
Nazi-chan kawaii desu uguu~ ^______________^;;;
Just... what.
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Aye, the Revolution has taught me to make wise decisions and to move towards the proper life!
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT CITRUS SODA IS HEALTHY AND PROPER FOR A MEMBER OF THIS GREAT NATION.
CITRUS SODA IS NOW MANDATORY.
THAT IS ALL.
?Hay que hacen las sodas de c?trico con frutas tan grandes como [el pecho de Eirin]?
okay I KNOW I bungled that one >_<
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I believe he was talking about drinking a concentrated solution of sodium hydroxide with a little bit of lemon flavor.
As for being healthy, well, one cannot deny its cleansing effects! :flamingv:
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I should get up and start using my collection of Nazi uniformed bishies avy sets. this seems like a good time.
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I should get up and start using my collection of Nazi uniformed bishies avy sets. this seems like a good time.
*whacks AF with a Krupp-steel mallet*
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I should get up and start using my collection of Nazi uniformed bishies avy sets. this seems like a good time.
I can deal w/ it if there's more than just SS.
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ATTENTION
IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP.
THAT IS ALL.
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I have risen!
Okay, time to back to bed *snore*
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Lenin White
I don't understand. Unless Lenin was secretly backing the White Army while Trotsky fought for Russia's glorious soviet future with the Red Arm--
GASP
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Someone come in here with CHEn
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Communism, like a cockroach under our beds, has risen up again! Even now, our glorious capitalist empire is threatened by these fools!
Oh, hero of FREEDOM and MONEY, descend from the heavens and smite these fools back to the poverty from whence they came!
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ATTENTION
JANUARY IS AN IMPROPER MONTH. FROM NOW ON, WE SHALL RECOGNIZE THE MONTH OF NOBU.
THAT IS ALL.
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Wo shi zhong guo ren. Ni ne?
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ATTENTION
JANUARY IS AN IMPROPER MONTH. FROM NOW ON, WE SHALL RECOGNIZE THE MONTH OF NOBU.
THAT IS ALL.
BUt what about new years day? Is that improper? ARE WE STUCK WITH 2010?!
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lolz from the past (http://www.viddler.com/explore/Moriarty147/videos/1/)
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BUt what about new years day? Is that improper? ARE WE STUCK WITH 2010?!
The year shall begin on the first of Nobu.
ATTENTION
UZBEKISTAN IS AN UNNATION.
THAT IS ALL.
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ATTENTION
UZBEKISTAN IN AN UNNATION.
THAT IS ALL.
But how do you get in an unnation in the first place?
[purvis] Thank you for volunteering to test the Oubilette!
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But what if your birthday is in january?
WAIT
THEN YOU NEVER AGE!
BWAHAHAHAHA
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But what if your birthday is in january?
WAIT
THEN YOU NEVER AGE!
BWAHAHAHAHA
Your birthday is now in Nobu.
...Man, your birthday is a lucky bastard.
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Wo shi zhong guo ren. Ni ne?
Ni hao ma? Wo ai touhou , wo mayo ai touhou fanbase. :V
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Purvis why are you still pretending Turkmenistan is communist? Hilariously totalitarian, sure, but communist? Not since the Soviet Union fell.
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Purvis why are you still pretending Turkmenistan is communist? Hilariously totalitarian, sure, but communist? Not since the Soviet Union fell.
Technicalities pssh. We all know the Turkmenistan CCP never collapsed.
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Technicalities pssh. We all know the Turkmenistan CCP never collapsed.
Technicalities makes the world go round~ You should know that.
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Look at that. A spider that believes it understand science politic. How pathetic.
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Hey~ I've been underground for a long time. So I don't know what is going on now.
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Look at that. A spider that believes it understand science politic. How pathetic.
This is not how do.
"Oh look, it's cousin Yamame, believing she understands political science. How pathetic."
Or something similar. Purvis is better at than I am.
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?Hay que hacen las sodas de c?trico con frutas tan grandes como [el pecho de Eirin]?
okay I KNOW I bungled that one >_<
?Hay que hacer las sodas de citrico con frutas tan grandes como [el pecho de Erin]?
Wo shi zhong guo ren. Ni ne?
Chong hay fat choy :V
Hey~ I've been underground for a long time. So I don't know what is going on now.
We're planning to take over the other boards with our hideously beautiful RED and YELLOW!
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This is not how do.
"Oh look, it's cousin Yamame, believing she understands political science. How pathetic."
Or something similar. Purvis is better at than I am.
Mother Suwako, you do not understand. I am not inteligent hobo looking down on filthy capitalist scum.
I am but mere Spetznaz agent, looking down on filthy capitalist scum.
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Purvis why are you still pretending Turkmenistan is communist? Hilariously totalitarian, sure, but communist? Not since the Soviet Union fell.
Yes, Niyazov just used the old USSR power structures, kept a lot of the USSR-era peoples around, built a cult of personality...
Not technically communist, but a good enough to roll, I think.
This is not how do.
"Oh look, it's cousin Yamame, believing she understands political science. How pathetic."
Or something similar. Purvis is better at than I am.
Oh look, it's cousin Yamame. There she goes, trying to apply political science. We wonder if she has a political science lab? How disturbing....
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Does using eirin's lab counts?
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Wo shi zhong guo ren. Ni ne?
Latino ;)
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ATTENTION
It has been revealed that falling rocks are expected to be a problem. Hard hats are now mandatory. Those without a hard hat will be sent to the fire mines.
That at all.
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Those without a hard hat will be sent to the fire mines.
...To mine fire?
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...To mine fire?
It hurts.
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...To mine fire?
Indeed! (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Fire)
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It is good thing I am prepared once again to continue serving Motherland.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2iktj4w.jpg)
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KILL THE PYRO KILL THE PYRO KILL-
Oh it's just you.
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KILL THE PYRO KILL THE PYRO KILL-
Oh it's just you.
Spy Check.
bonk
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/me shanks G.R.U.pop in the back.
Well, off to visit your mother!
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ATTENTION
THE WORKS OF WIZ GARAGE ARE NOW A MANDATORY PART OF ALL LIBRARIES. LIBRARIES WITHOUT SUCH WILL LOOTED AND RAZED, AND THEIR LIBRARIANS GIVEN TO LUMBER_OF_THE_BEAST.
THAT IS ALL.
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ATTENTION
THE WORKS OF WIZ GARAGE ARE NOW A MANDATORY PART OF ALL LIBRARIES. LIBRARIES WITHOUT SUCH WILL LOOTED AND RAZED, AND THEIR LIBRARIANS GIVEN TO LUMBER_OF_THE_BEAST.
THAT IS ALL.
Is PSL affected in some way?
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It's not as if there is a reason why libraries would hesitate to include them!
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um wat
我没有爱 is totally broken Chinese, it'll be better to say 我不喜欢 or 我不爱
:I
I'm horrible at chinese , I know. :V
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT HARDHATS BEGET TREASON. HARDHATS ARE NOW FORBIDDEN. ANYONE FOUND WITH HARDHATS SHALL SUBJECTED TO A FEEMING.
THAT IS ALL.
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MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
I need a new name!
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I recommend "circles", as its surface is smooth and uniform, just like working class!
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Power, Wisdom, Courage Unite
PWCU
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WHO NEEDS A HARDHAT WHEN YOU'VE GOT HAIR GEL?
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/me shanks G.R.U.pop in the back.
Well, off to visit your mother!
/me facestabs Moerin
Oh wait...
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Ahahaha G.Pop. fail.
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MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
I need a new name!
Komitet Trianglnov Bezupastnosty
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Ahahaha G.Pop. fail.
I saw Yamame needs a new name!
Spider -> Anarchy
Wait...
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Pol Pi? (or Pol π)
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I saw Yamame needs a new name!
Spider -> Anarchy
Wait...
Don't give me any ideas..Or anyone for example. BUT AHAHAH word fail.
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Purvis why are you still pretending Turkmenistan is communist? Hilariously totalitarian, sure, but communist? Not since the Soviet Union fell.
Aren't Hugo S?pez and I technically the only ones to maintain their communist governments to the present day and are still, you know, alive? (No, wait, so is Kilga's namesake. Unfortunately. Though, can we really say that Kim Jong Il is a communist? A really lapsed one, if nothing else.)
It just occurred to me that we don't have a Hu Jintao. That seems like a pretty big omission.
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Nor is there a Pol Pot or a Augusto Nicol?s Calder?n Sandino.
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Nor is there a Pol Pot or a Augusto Nicol?s Calder?n Sandino.
I don't think I've seen a Che Guevara either. I want to mention the Duvaliers but they weren't communist.
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Nor is there a Pol Pot or a Augusto Nicol?s Calder?n Sandino.
Ugh...Pol Pot. I curse him! (so many talented people...gone to waste...)
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Yeah, Pol Pot pretty much proved to the world that a literal interpretation of Maoism would be a colossal and catastrophic failure.
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God, I wish I still had my books on Nicaragua and Sandino. Then I could throw out all kinds of crazy stuff about him. As it stands, the only thing I remember is that he wasn't all THAT left-wing; the Kuomintang marched into Beijing carrying his portrait, yeah, but later he ended up taking a rather different approach from the rest of international communism. (I don't actually remember if the Comintern denounced him, or if my memory is just blending facts again.)
As for Pol Pot, we're fine without one. Really. :S
I could go for a Che Guevara, though!
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Yeah, Pol Pot pretty much proved to the world that a literal interpretation of Maoism would be a colossal and catastrophic failure.
Its too bad he died before he got his sentence. Mass killing everyone that could pose a threat. Religion, singers, teachers. It...it... >:(
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Come to think of it, I should probably find someone else to base my name on, since upon further inspection, Maximiliano Hern?ndez Mart?nez was actually fascist, not communist. :<
brb switching to Che Guevara
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How about them Maoists in Nepal? Surely they have a leader of some kind, don't they?
Ah, c'mon communism - get your act together! Staff's all over the place.
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What about Friedrich Engels? He was no leader, but he and Marx wrote the idea as we know it today? Or, for a less known one, what about Clara Zetkin or Alexey Rykov?
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We need a Bakunin and a Kropotkin, too.
Also:
God, I wish I still had my books on Nicaragua and Sandino. Then I could throw out all kinds of crazy stuff about him. As it stands, the only thing I remember is that he wasn't all THAT left-wing; the Kuomintang marched into Beijing carrying his portrait, yeah, but later he ended up taking a rather different approach from the rest of international communism. (I don't actually remember if the Comintern denounced him, or if my memory is just blending facts again.)
Sandino, to me, was just a bad motherfucker who took on the US Marines, leading them into a disastrous guerrilla campaign in the jungle. He was the original, the source, the dude who inspired so many after him, and not just in Latin America. I think his main MO was more "get the US out of here" than "get the US out of here and then institute a glorious socialist revolution".
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I considered going with Pol Purvis, but Niyazov is so much better.
ATTENTION
IT IS NOW MANDATORY FOR EMPLOYEES OF THE STATE TO PASS A TEST ON THE WORKS OF WIZ GARAGE IN ORDER TO BE ACCEPTED INTO A POSITION. ALL CURRENT STATE EMPLOYEES WILL BE REQUIRED TO PASS IT OR GIVE UP THEIR POSITION TO MORE QUALIFIED CANDIDATES.
THAT IS ALL.
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This is the best thread.
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I considered going with Pol Purvis, but Niyazov is so much better.
ATTENTION
IT IS NOW MANDATORY FOR EMPLOYEES OF THE STATE TO PASS A TEST ON THE WORKS OF WIZ GARAGE IN ORDER TO BE ACCEPTED INTO A POSITION. ALL CURRENT STATE EMPLOYEES WILL BE REQUIRED TO PASS IT OR GIVE UP THEIR POSITION TO MORE QUALIFIED CANDIDATES.
THAT IS ALL.
I propose FLIPFLOPS be part of the curriculum too.
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I propose FLIPFLOPS be part of the curriculum too.
ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT THE WORKS OF FLIPFLOPS SHALL BE PART OF THE WRITTEN MATERIALS ACCEPTED INTO CPMC. THIS SHALL HEREBY BE KNOWN AS THE CIRNAMA. UNDERSTANDING OF THESE MATERIALS IS OF GREATEST IMPORTANCE FOR ALL MEMBERS OF THE STATE.
THAT IS ALL.
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT THE WORKS OF FLIPFLOPS SHALL BE PART OF THE WRITTEN MATERIALS ACCEPTED INTO CPMC. THIS SHALL HEREBY BE KNOWN AS THE CIRNAMA. UNDERSTANDING OF THESE MATERIALS IS OF GREATEST IMPORTANCE FOR ALL MEMBERS OF THE STATE.
THAT IS ALL.
But I still don't know what your talking about... :ohdear:
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ATTENTION
THE WORKS OF WIZ GARAGE ARE NOW A MANDATORY PART OF ALL LIBRARIES. LIBRARIES WITHOUT SUCH WILL LOOTED AND RAZED, AND THEIR LIBRARIANS GIVEN TO LUMBER_OF_THE_BEAST.
THAT IS ALL.
I LOVE LIBRARIANS
THEY'RE DELICIOUS
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I now have the name of a true Overlord!
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But I still don't know what your talking about... :ohdear:
You need to read more doujin manga. OFF TO THE LIBRARY WITH YOU.
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It just occurred to me that we don't have a Hu Jintao. That seems like a pretty big omission.
Fix'd.
Though I'll probably change it back by the end of today anyway. :derp:
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ATTENTION
IT IS TIME FOR LUNCH. BY LAW.
THAT IS ALL.
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I just finished eating like 20 minutes ago. :(
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I shall have another lunch FOR THE GLORY OF THE PEOPLE!
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I just finished eating like 20 minutes ago. :(
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I've been up for 3 hours and I still haven't eaten anything.
Rebel. :3
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I just finished eating like 20 minutes ago. :(
What part of "BY LAW" do you misunderstand, comrade?
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I just ate 20 minutes from now.
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What part of "BY LAW" do you misunderstand, comrade?
I have nothing left to eat. Whatever shall I do? ;;
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Eat YOURSELF!
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Says the one named after a baked confection.
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/me consumes a muffin for lunch
No, really.
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I have consumed glorious cheese on toast! FOR MY COMRADES!
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I have nothing left to eat. Whatever shall I do? ;;
Do you have any pets or small relatives nearby?
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I have consumed glorious cheese on toast! FOR MY COMRADES!
This is indeed glorious. I need a damn toaster. All I have is a microwave.
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/me drinks some pop
Waaaaiiiit.
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THERE IS NO STRATOSPHERE.
THAT IS ALL.
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ATTENTION
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THERE IS NO STRATOSPHERE.
THAT IS ALL.
*dies of asphyxiation*
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Hey gaise, lets put sulfuric acid in the sky. I heard it cures global warming.
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ATTENTION
THE CIRNAMA SHALL NOW BE PART OF EVERY SCHOOL CURRICULUM. FAILURE TO PASS A TEST OVER IT SHALL RESULT IN FAILURE TO OBTAIN A CERTIFICATE AND A WEEK IN THE SPIDER ROOM. THAT IS ALL.
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ATTENTION
THE CIRNAMA SHALL NOW BE PART OF EVERY SCHOOL CURRICULUM. FAILURE TO PASS A TEST OVER IT SHALL RESULT IN FAILURE TO OBTAIN A CERTIFICATE AND A WEEK IN THE SPIDER ROOM. THAT IS ALL.
Why a week in my room? Just because I keep spiders in there doesn't mean its open to the public!
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...... I leave for three days and everyone goes commie on me? What the hell. :ohdear:
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Not only that, you're now January.
...Yeah, it was a weird couple of days.
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...... I leave for three days and everyone goes commie on me? What the hell. :ohdear:
Communism is good though. It helps a nation to produce more causing a stronger economy.
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Communism is good though. It helps a nation to produce more causing a stronger economy.
Yup, especially if you goad an entire nation to melt down all the useable metal goods in the country to make a bunch of useless pig iron. :]
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(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1513/watchingyoumasturbate.jpg)
Mary and Renko: "Hey guys, just peeking in here to tell you Communism is supported by glorious nation of Japan"
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A return to a capitalist government does not mean we should surrender - this is clearly a trial of our resolve! Stay strong, comrades! Communism shall win the day!
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ATTENTION
ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY SHOULD PREPARE FOR EXAMS IN THE CIRNAMA.
THAT IS ALL.
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Dibs on their spot if one of them fails.
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Dibs on their spot if one of them fails.
I see the twin evils of opportunism and ambition are still alive and well in the heart of some of our less dedicated comrades! You ought to be helping people learn more so they can better serve the patriotic revolution, instead of being slavishly following your own base self-interest!
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I see the twin evils of opportunism and ambition are still alive and well in the heart of some of our less dedicated comrades! You ought to be helping people learn more so they can better serve the patriotic revolution, instead of being slavishly following your own base self-interest!
I don't see why it is such a bad thing. With power I can command more followers and create a larger work force for communism.
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ATTENTION
ALL IDIOT HIERARCHY SHOULD PREPARE FOR EXAMS IN THE CIRNAMA.
THAT IS ALL.
Alright! NOW! If one falls short, LET ME TAKE IT PLEASE! I'll spread communism and the Cirnama.
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Alright! NOW! If one falls short, LET ME TAKE IT PLEASE! I'll spread communism and the Cirnama.
Over your dead body...
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Over your dead body...
What was that?
*cracks knuckles
You want a fight?
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Cirnama...?
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Didn't you look through your PM's for a link of the Cinrama? Purvis sent it to everyone...I think
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Cirnama...?
Someone hasn't been paying attention to the posts that have Attention in large 36 point font.
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Someone hasn't been paying attention to the posts that have Attention in large 36 point font.
PUT HIM IN THE SPIDER ROOM!
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how can I become idiot maiden guys, how tell me plz
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What was that?
*cracks knuckles
You want a fight?
You are less useful in power and thus not worth my time, swine.
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how can I become idiot maiden guys, how tell me plz
Die, get reincarnated as a girl, stay a virgin, get lobotomized.
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Oh great overlords, it would be a wise decision if you, me and our comrades would have 8 chocolate chips a day to keep them working in tip-top shape. We
can should also add some mind-altering substances so they'll just keep working all day and eat more chocolate chip cookies.
And a Chen Yukkuri to reward the hardest workers.
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Cirnama...?
Off to the fire mines!
ATTENTION
IN RESPONSE TO THE RECENT FLOODING OF THE WESTERN PROVINCE, ALL CITIZENS ARE ORDERED TO TRIPLE THEIR CURRENT WATER INTAKE.
THAT IS ALL.
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*GlugGlugGlug*
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/me collapses from water overdose
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Is vodka deemed to be water by the Executive Committee?
-- A concerned friend of the revolution
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Water? I dont need no freakin water! I have my pig masks for that.
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ATTENTION
TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LOST 35 OR SO HOURS OF PRODUCTIVITY, ALL CITIZENS WILL BE REQUIRED TO WORK AN EXTRA 35 HOURS BEGINNING IMMEDIATELY.
THAT IS ALL.
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What does one do if they work 24/7 shifts?
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I'm afraid while the peoples defenses were down, the boards smilies have been replaced with CAPITALIST SMILES like those you used to see in those "HEELLLLOOOOO" web adverts.
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
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What does one do if they work 24/7 shifts?
The Party inserts leap seconds occasionally to make sure our time stays synchronized with the sun, so you'll just need to be alive for 35 hours worth of leap seconds! Fortunately those haven't been used as frequently in recent years due to all the capitalist factories weighing down the Earth, so you've effectively won an eternal stay in the workers paradise!
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ATTENTION
DUE TO OVERPRODUCTION, EXTRA SALT WILL BE PROVIDED AT MEAL TIMES. A HALF OF TEASPOON IS MANDATORY.
AS WELL, PSL IS CLOSED AS IT SERVES AS A DISTRACTION FROM PROPER READING AND UNDERSTANDING OF THE CIRNAMA.
THAT IS ALL.
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Ha ka ta no shio~
MORE SALT
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*runs a stream of sulfuric acid over the salt*
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So who will be the one to tell Purvis that the communism he was never part of has fallen? He still thinks of this cardboard box as his palace :ohdear:
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Communism will continue to live in our hearts ghoti, it lives on in our hearts.
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Every time you hug, you are acting out your yearning for the camaraderie of communism.
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There is a little communist in everybody~
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IN RESPONSE TO THE RECENT FLOODING OF THE WESTERN PROVINCE, ALL CITIZENS ARE ORDERED TO TRIPLE THEIR CURRENT WATER INTAKE.
THAT IS ALL.
DUE TO OVERPRODUCTION, EXTRA SALT WILL BE PROVIDED AT MEAL TIMES. A HALF OF TEASPOON IS MANDATORY.
I'm glad to hear our superiors have taken steps to combat the sudden spike in cases of hyponatremia among the population! This had, of course, nothing whatsoever to do with mandating people to drink very large amounts of water in a short period of time.
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ATTENTION
RECENT DIGS TO CREATE PLACES TO STORE THE EXCESS SALT HAVE UNEARTHED THE REMAINS OF A PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED DINOSAUR. THIS DINOSAUR SEEMS TO HAVE STOOD TWELVE STORIES TALL AND DINED UPON THE OTHER, LESSER DINOSAURS FOUND IN OTHER NATIONS. CLEARLY THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF CPMC'S MIGHT EVEN IN THE DISTANT ERAS. IT SHALL BE CALLED THE NIYAZOVSAUR AND THE DAY PREVIOUSLY KNOWN HAS FRIDAY SHALL BEAR ITS NAME.
THAT IS ALL.
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ATTENTION
RECENT DIGS TO CREATE PLACES TO STORE THE EXCESS SALT HAVE UNEARTHED THE REMAINS OF A PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED DINOSAUR. THIS DINOSAUR SEEMS TO HAVE STOOD TWELVE STORIES TALL AND DINED UPON THE OTHER, LESSER DINOSAURS FOUND IN OTHER NATIONS. CLEARLY THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF CPMC'S MIGHT EVEN IN THE DISTANT ERAS. IT SHALL BE CALLED THE NIYAZOVSAUR AND THE DAY PREVIOUSLY KNOWN HAS FRIDAY SHALL BEAR ITS NAME.
THAT IS ALL.
Why should it be named after you?! YOU didn't discover it. And I would like my friday to be dinosaur free thank you very much
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Why should it be named after you?! YOU didn't discover it. And I would like my friday to be dinosaur free thank you very much
Hope you like mining fire!
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Hope you like mining fire!
And I hope you like the NKC!
I don't get to speak I am in the fire mines!
Oh Pervis. This power will be the death of you. And through the army of my pig masks.
I sure do enjoy talking to this wall in the mines, yessiree!