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Title: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: flyingflames13 on January 26, 2015, 06:24:50 PM
Keep in mind this is intentionally bad, i'm a pretty okay writer. (It helps that i have little knowledge about Touhou)

So wun day raymoo wus goin 2 murisahs hows so dey culd hang owt n stuf, but den da evil bad clown man frum Teh Durk Nite showd up an startid kilen teh 2hus!

"u wuna no how i got dese scars?" he askd surno

"nu" surno sed bak

"2 bad, my fathr wus a drinkr an a feend wun nite he wen crazr den ushal an den he put the nife in my mowf an sed "y so srs"" he sed 2 surno b4 stebin hur!

Raymoo was liek "o nu i mus help al da 2hus!" She floo towords him an shoot danmaku but he doj the danmaku an frow a nife at raymoo's nek but murisah frew herslf in teh way an get stebd!

"nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" raymoo cried out wif murisahs ded body in hur hends. she felt a hend on hur shuldur, an hurd a voys say

"lemme taek car uf hem wel u go halp ur frend"

it wus betmen! he arested jokr an frew him in jale. betmen den heeld murisah wif his betmen gajits.

"fank u" raymoo sed but betmen wus alredy gon

Teh end!

I think i lost a few brain cells writing that.
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: Tengukami on January 26, 2015, 06:35:49 PM
Terrible, but way too brief.

I think we've had a couple contests here for intentionally bad Touhou fanfiction. Something like a "Stuffed Owl" contest (https://vulpeslibris.wordpress.com/2010/03/03/the-stuffed-owl-an-anthology-of-bad-verse-selected-and-arranged-by-d-b-wyndham-lewis-and-charles-lee/), only for fanfics. I wouldn't mind another one of those, to be honest.
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: flyingflames13 on January 26, 2015, 06:38:59 PM
Terrible, but way too brief.

I think we've had a couple contests here for intentionally bad Touhou fanfiction. Something like a "Stuffed Owl" contest (https://vulpeslibris.wordpress.com/2010/03/03/the-stuffed-owl-an-anthology-of-bad-verse-selected-and-arranged-by-d-b-wyndham-lewis-and-charles-lee/), only for fanfics. I wouldn't mind another one of those, to be honest.
I could probably write something longer and even worse if i had a little time. The reason i wrote this so short is because a good amount of crappy fanfics aren't long because the author is a lazy 10-13 year old child.
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: Spotty Len on January 26, 2015, 07:07:28 PM
What is this, /r/touhoujerk?

I think we've had a couple contests here for intentionally bad Touhou fanfiction. Something like a "Stuffed Owl" contest (https://vulpeslibris.wordpress.com/2010/03/03/the-stuffed-owl-an-anthology-of-bad-verse-selected-and-arranged-by-d-b-wyndham-lewis-and-charles-lee/), only for fanfics. I wouldn't mind another one of those, to be honest.
Yes, please.
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: flyingflames13 on January 26, 2015, 08:07:25 PM
What is this, /r/touhoujerk?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Touhoujerk/

I'll be damned, it's an actual thing
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: OverlordChirei on January 27, 2015, 07:11:08 AM
I don't usually comment in here much, but something tells me that you probably really shouldn't have done this as a first impression - "intentionally bad" and downplaying yourself is extremely overdone and now this is the only piece of writing anyone here can use reference to vouch for your "okay writing skills".
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: flyingflames13 on January 27, 2015, 04:53:20 PM
I'm working on a story right now actually, i'll post the first chapter when it's finshed.
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: Evil_Nazgul0616 on January 30, 2015, 04:21:56 AM
lol that's pretty bad.

Hey, would you mind if I made a video version of this story?
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: Solomander on February 04, 2015, 04:27:55 AM
i love this story.
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: Shiina Tamai on February 05, 2015, 10:47:29 PM
Nice, but I think that it could have used some stale memes.
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: KLH on February 06, 2015, 06:20:09 AM
I think we've had a couple contests here for intentionally bad Touhou fanfiction. Something like a "Stuffed Owl" contest (https://vulpeslibris.wordpress.com/2010/03/03/the-stuffed-owl-an-anthology-of-bad-verse-selected-and-arranged-by-d-b-wyndham-lewis-and-charles-lee/), only for fanfics. I wouldn't mind another one of those, to be honest.
I'd love to see intentionally terrible fiction that doesn't have correspondingly atrocious spelling and grammar. That way, we could enjoy terrible narrative concepts while being unencumbered by illegibility :V
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: flyingflames13 on February 06, 2015, 04:14:19 PM
lol that's pretty bad.

Hey, would you mind if I made a video version of this story?

I would be more than glad for you to do that, would be the best if crudely made in Gmod
Title: Re: The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read
Post by: the old guy on February 08, 2015, 08:47:33 AM
" The worst touhou fanfic you will ever read"

Far (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6482251/1/Reimu-fights-the-bad-guys-of-adrkness) from (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4778533/1/Attrack_of_th_eyokai) it. (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4675977/1/Unintended_Words)